Shrimp’s Sunday Selfies

Greetings, furiends!

I was bathing this morning, and thought it was time to show you all some of my lovely selfies!

Ready? Here we go!

🌸Happy Sunday, Furiends!🌸

Kat family reunion

It’s that time of year again, when the family gets together to see who can irritate each other the quickest. Kat families are great at this too. Meet some more of my relatives:

Brother in law (# 1), Cranky. Cranky hates dinosaurs- especially obnoxious dinosaurs that flip and hit him on the nose when he chews on their tail.

Sister (#47),Chatty Cathy, has a sweet tooth that she can’t resist – here she’s practicing her stealth attacks….

Great aunt Tippy- hypnotizing the neighbors dog to make him cluck like a chicken… Gonna try that on the Creature!

Brother in law (#32), Blackie – Blackie is hooked on birds- big birds, like crows, bluejays and (delicious) cardinals. He’s developed a new way to hunt them.

Brother in law (#52), Sammy- is addicted to boxes-

Aunt Moggie; has a thing fur wine (and the corks)- that started when her human had a birthday and dropped the cork on the floor. Auntie decided the smell of wine was intoxicating, and chewed up the cork. Too bad they lock her in the bedroom when they’re gonna drink now.

Kat selfies

It seems that everywhere I look the humans are dropping whatever they’re doing and taking pictures of themselves they call ‘selfies’…

I just don’t get it. I’ve SEEN some of these humans, and I can’t imagine WHAT they think they’re doing…. I mean, really?

Unless they’re trying to get rid of mice or spiders or something, why do these humans feel compelled to constantly take pictures of themselves and post them everywhere?

I could understand if they were kats, because, Dude- seriously, we are just flat out gorgeous, regal, amazing, funny, intelligent, purrfect, and GORGEOUS! And did I mention we’re gorgeous?

So if you humans are determined to do selfies, (if the mice are just THAT BAD AT YOUR HOUSE), at least do them right! Take a look at these gorgeous kat selfies fur some pointers- please!

*(sorry dudes – it had to be said)!*

Sunday Kat funnies

Uncle Sparky’s Mom told him he could do anything. Too bad the eagles’  mom said the same thing….

His mom told him there’d be days like this.

You were warned, human.

But believe me, I will succeed!

Princess had a whole new vision of the term “hot dog….”

Purrsonally, I’d prefer him just the way he is…

Where there’s a kat, there’s a way….

There’s one in every family…

           ✦ photos from Pinterest ✦

More wildlife antics….

Today I snagged the humans’ new camera, and decided to check out the Creature in her natural habitat, and boy, did i get a surprise!

Here she is in her cage:

She looked awfully happy fur someone stuck in a cage….*(scratches head)*… The strangest part is, that she never even tried to get out of it and seemed to be upset when she was released and her mom took her home!

I found out why she was so reluctant to leave…

She was making plans with an accomplice! Just look at her conspiring against me! Shameful!

Just look at the glee in her face!

Here she’s flippin jumping fur joy in anticipation of her plots against me!
Oh the shame of it!

And LOOK AT THIS

This is a trap she set fur me! But it sure is a funny looking thing – Wonder how it works?  Maybe I’ll have to Google it…..