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As the Claw Sharpens….

Published August 29, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️

I am still having WP purroblems – I’ll be staying a new blog today – when it’s ready I’ll post a link here!! I don’t want to lose any of you!

Chill, dudes.

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Kat Diary 

Published August 21, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

 Well, time for another diary entry. 

I was having fun playing with the human this morning, when all of a sudden the attention got taken from cute little ME onto that flippin Creature!!😾 *tail FLAP!*

She got a text from the Creature’s Mom and suddenly started cooing about how cute SHE was! *sharpens claws*

Check out the picture she got that she started  cooing about….


And when she finally quit, and got back to playing with me again, she got another one that set her off all over again!

 

GEEZ. 

Turn there was the video which just about scared me right out of my fur!


So, after that there were pictures of the Creature getting her leotard fur her classes, and the pictures kept coming! 


Great. Just what the Creature needs – lessons to become more dangerous!

*pout* 😾

Kat diary; It’s (going to be) A GIRL!!

Published August 19, 2016 by hairballexpress


Oh my Flippin FLEAS!🙀

Yesterday all the humans were wound up tighter than a cheap clock…and guess WHY?

Well, it all started when the human woke up at 5:30 am to watch the Creature when its parents went to work. 

At 7:3o she noticed the Creature hadn’t arrived yet, so she decided to just go to her house instead. 

Just as she got there, she saw the Creature and her Mom and they were getting ready to leave to go to the doctor fur the ultrasound that was going to let the Creature’s Mom and Dad know how the baby is doing-

And they came back with all these pictures of the littlest tiniest Creature! 


  • And, it’s A GIRL!!!!!!!!! 

The Creature is going to have a baby sister! *frantically digging tunnel to Japan*

Here are some of the close up ultrasound pictures (at 18 weeks):


They are all so excited – and even Serafina knows somethings up -(wait til I tell her what all this means)! 

To them it’s all exciting – but to Serafina and I – (and every other Kat in the neighborhood)- it’s DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🙀

Hellllllllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!! 

                   *darts under bed*

Creature Feature: “At the top of the world!”

Published August 17, 2016 by hairballexpress


Oh my fleas! Something’s happening to the Creature – and I think the humans call it “growing up?”

I finally got my paws on the human’s iPhone while she was busy with the Creature today, and I couldn’t believe what I found on it!

I discovered that a few days ago the Creature’s dad got the day off and took her hiking fur (her) first time ever – see fur yourself!


So that’s why it was so quiet around here that day! 😼

All I knew was that the Creature wasn’t here, and I had the humans all to my little self, and was being spoiled like the Purrincess I am finally!  

The human isn’t taking care of Tori anymore, because Tori’s mom finally came home and now Tori’s getting spoiled rotten again just like me – but I hadn’t been able to figure out why the Creature wasn’t here that day – that is, until now….



Oh my FLEAS!!!🙀

When did that happen? When did the Creature quit being a toddler tornado and suddenly grow up?? What do they feed that thing?

And now, she’s talking about “starting gymnastics?”  

Hmm….I’m not so sure I like this – I think Serafina and I are going to have to find a way to stop this “growing up” nonsense!😾…


Right after my nap! 💤

Kat diary 

Published August 8, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

This is your lucky day — you get to see pictures of cute little me being,…well, CUTE!!😹 

Aren’t you excited?


The flippin human finally dropped everything to just play with me because she and human #2 noticed I was getting a little jealous of her spending so much time with Tori – 

(Gee, human, ya’ THINK)?

Yeah, I know, Tori’s humans are hurting right now, but they’re flippin going to be hurting A LOT MORE of I keep having to share my human. She’s MY slave – I mean, “Human!”

*sharpens claws*

But, the good news is, the neighbor is getting released from the rehab center this Wednesday and I get my human all to my cute little self again!!😺 

You can tell how thrilled Tori is….


I talked to Tori through the screen door yesterday and made it clear that the human is MINE – and she needs to get her own can opener!

Let’s hope her human is a good girl and comes home to Tori so my flippin human can spoil me again like I deserve! 😾


Until then – it’s time fur me to go mess up those freshly washed clean sheets the human is trying to put on the bed! 😹 MWAHAHAHA!

More from Shrimp’s Family Album 

Published August 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!  I’M BACK! 😺☕️

The party can start now! Thank you all fur your patience – I think I have my WP purroblems solved!  

And I think it’s time you meet some more of my family members -(so you can run when you see them coming)!!😹 



Sister Peggy- poor Pegg never learned that there comes a time you need to keep your thoughts to yourself…but she did learn purrty quick about her human’s temper!


Cousin Cranky-  He was so upset when he discovered the water in his nice blue litterbox. Those things aren’t easy fur a Kat to find, ya know.

When my other cousin, Velvet – (#35), found out the humans were talking about getting her spayed, she decided enough was enough and took matters into her own paws.

Let’s just say, she made them an offer yet couldn’t refuse!!!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!


Aunt Ginger used to think her humans were stupid. Now she’s absolutely CERTAIN of it.

This is my great, great, great, great grandma, Cheeky – she never cared if you wanted a bath or not – most of us kats just humored her since the last one that argued with her got eaten! 



Uncle Burly – We kats called him Curly Burly – (until he found out)- he had weird ideas about handling complaints. 
   



  🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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