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Kat diary; It’s (going to be) A GIRL!!

Published August 19, 2016 by hairballexpress


Oh my Flippin FLEAS!πŸ™€

Yesterday all the humans were wound up tighter than a cheap clock…and guess WHY?

Well, it all started when the human woke up at 5:30 am to watch the Creature when its parents went to work. 

At 7:3o she noticed the Creature hadn’t arrived yet, so she decided to just go to her house instead. 

Just as she got there, she saw the Creature and her Mom and they were getting ready to leave to go to the doctor fur the ultrasound that was going to let the Creature’s Mom and Dad know how the baby is doing-

And they came back with all these pictures of the littlest tiniest Creature! 


  • And, it’s A GIRL!!!!!!!!! 

The Creature is going to have a baby sister! *frantically digging tunnel to Japan*

Here are some of the close up ultrasound pictures (at 18 weeks):


They are all so excited – and even Serafina knows somethings up -(wait til I tell her what all this means)! 

To them it’s all exciting – but to Serafina and I – (and every other Kat in the neighborhood)- it’s DOUBLE TROUBLE! πŸ™€

Hellllllllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!! 

                   *darts under bed*

Creature Feature: “At the top of the world!”

Published August 17, 2016 by hairballexpress


Oh my fleas! Something’s happening to the Creature – and I think the humans call it “growing up?”

I finally got my paws on the human’s iPhone while she was busy with the Creature today, and I couldn’t believe what I found on it!

I discovered that a few days ago the Creature’s dad got the day off and took her hiking fur (her) first time ever – see fur yourself!

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So that’s why it was so quiet around here that day! 😼

All I knew was that the Creature wasn’t here, and I had the humans all to my little self, and was being spoiled like the Purrincess I am finally!  

The human isn’t taking care of Tori anymore, because Tori’s mom finally came home and now Tori’s getting spoiled rotten again just like me – but I hadn’t been able to figure out why the Creature wasn’t here that day – that is, until now….


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Oh my FLEAS!!!πŸ™€

When did that happen? When did the Creature quit being a toddler tornado and suddenly grow up?? What do they feed that thing?

And now, she’s talking about “starting gymnastics?”  

Hmm….I’m not so sure I like this – I think Serafina and I are going to have to find a way to stop this “growing up” nonsense!😾…


Right after my nap! πŸ’€

Caturday Not – So – CrazyΒ 

Published July 23, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs! 😺  β˜•οΈ

Just checking in with you all to let you know I haven’t deserted you. We kats don’t do that nonsense.

The human is still running around like a flippin tornado (helping her neighbor in the Care Center, and caring fur the neighbor’s Kat, and the pink tornado everyday).

This is in addition to her usual working fur her Mary Kay business, and helping out the Creature’s (purregnant) Mom and Dad and taking care of herself and human #2, the house, and cute little ME. (The most important of all). 

*lifts nose in the air / swishes tail *

I’ve been working hard to keep the human cheered up (it’s hard being surrounded by grief all day), and reminding her to take time fur her workouts and to just relax with me a little. 

She’s also been sneaking in opportunities to play with me wherever she can find them. 

Like yesterday when she was folding her laundry – I invited her to throw a dish towel over me and I even walked around wearing it fur as long as it would stay on, just because it felt good to see her laugh! See – check it out! 😸


 She gets such a kick out of that!😸

Tori is doing much better since the Mobile Vet cane and took care of her right in the neighbor’s home – that was such a relief fur the human and her furiend who knew she needed care, but had no way to get her to the vet. Tori didn’t appureciate it until later, though! 😹 

Here are some pictures the human took of the mobile vet visit – she was really impurressed at how thorough and gentle they were with Tori – she would really recommend them to anyone who has a hard time taking their kitty to the vet! 

Contact Eugene Mobile Veterinary Service – if you’re in Oregon! You won’t be sorry!


That was a few days ago – this is Tori this morning….



There’s a lot more to tell you, but it’s time now for my play session – later, dudes! 😸

Shrimp’s Kat diary: She’s flipped!

Published July 18, 2016 by hairballexpress

Sunday, July 17th (or something).

Dang, I’m so flippin CUTE!

 *Adjusts mirror *

Well, thanks to that idiot human being too busy to flippin BREATHE, she’s made me miss TWO FLIPPIN POSTS!! 😾

I mean, dude. I have to find a way to stop this flippin nonsense – how will my poor readers survive without their daily dose of Shrimp?πŸ™€

I thought fur sure the human had lost it this morning – first, she slept way later than normal – and then when she woke up she was all – HAPPY! 

She broke her usual routine, which had me scratching my cute little head- in fact, she didn’t even go for her coffee fur awhile (bad news)!!

But then, she did something that made me wonder if she’s been dipping in my nip – 


I never thought I’d see her playing with dolls when the Creature isn’t around – but I guess all this stress had finally cracked her!

She put “Lavender”-(the Creature’s “baby sister”), on a chair on the front porch this morning, with an apple, and a cup of Almonds (speaking of NUTS)… 

And soon after that, she put the dolls’ hair up in a ponytail and put her Her Mary Kay nail polish and a mini lipgloss next to the doll and positioned her to look like she was playing with it -(good thing she didn’t see me taking pictures)!!😹 

I was really starting to get nervous –

But then, I looked and saw this text from the Creature’s Mom that she had sent the human this morning, and things started  to make sense (even fur her)!


So, The human had done all that so she could take pictures fur the Creature to let the Creature know she was watching her “little sister!” 😹 

Whew! What a relief! 😸

Then, Gloria’s Mom came – (the human had Gloria’s house key and knew she was coming so she stayed home to be available fur her)- and next thing she knew the pink tornado came FLYING in the house to “pick up her sister!”😹 

Then she purrceeded to put “Lavender’s” jacket on her and get a behavior report!!

MWAHAHAHA!! Oh my fleas!!!!😹 


I can’t WAIT to see what tomorrow will bring!!!! 

Meanwhile, I have to get my beauty rest! 


Oh yeah,…. This is nice….


But this is even better! 🐬

Cute little ME!!

Published June 17, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 β˜•οΈ  

It’s your lucky day! I decided to share my latest Selfies, because I’m just so flippin cute, I couldn’t resist!! πŸ˜Ή Enjoy!!







Mol!😸  Have a Pawsome day! πŸ’

Kat diary: Creature Feature

Published April 29, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 β˜•οΈ 


Spying on the humans around here has become a full time job fur me and Serafina – especially where the Creature and her minions are concerned!

Take fur example yesterday…. I stalked on over to the Creature’s house when the human left me to go there, and took my usual position under the car across the street to monitor things and make sure the human doesn’t get too fond of Serafina while she’s there.

Then when the Creature came home from school, I discovered she’d been somewhere other than school – and it looked like she’d had FUN!

See fur yourself!

She had gone with some other creatures  to a place called  a ‘mill’- and “the teacher” must have not liked everyone’s hair, because she made them all cover it up! 

How RUDE!

And appurrently they didn’t like what was on the menu, because everybody found a big rock and smashed it all into itty bitty pieces. Must’ve been purrty awful stuff.

But the “teacher” must have not liked that either, because she made them all pick it up and put the powdery stuff in a bag and take it home to their parents!πŸ™€


 And the really weird thing is, when the Creature brought home the stuff she smashed into itty bitty pieces, her parents were purroud of her- and, even though the stuff must’ve been awful, they’re going to USE IT! 

πŸ™€ And they call us animals!

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