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More from Shrimp’s Family Album 

Published August 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!  I’M BACK! 😺☕️

The party can start now! Thank you all fur your patience – I think I have my WP purroblems solved!  

And I think it’s time you meet some more of my family members -(so you can run when you see them coming)!!😹 



Sister Peggy- poor Pegg never learned that there comes a time you need to keep your thoughts to yourself…but she did learn purrty quick about her human’s temper!


Cousin Cranky-  He was so upset when he discovered the water in his nice blue litterbox. Those things aren’t easy fur a Kat to find, ya know.

When my other cousin, Velvet – (#35), found out the humans were talking about getting her spayed, she decided enough was enough and took matters into her own paws.

Let’s just say, she made them an offer yet couldn’t refuse!!!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!


Aunt Ginger used to think her humans were stupid. Now she’s absolutely CERTAIN of it.

This is my great, great, great, great grandma, Cheeky – she never cared if you wanted a bath or not – most of us kats just humored her since the last one that argued with her got eaten! 



Uncle Burly – We kats called him Curly Burly – (until he found out)- he had weird ideas about handling complaints. 
   



  🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

More from Shrimp’s Family Album 

Published August 1, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

This morning you get to see cute little me!

UnFURtunately, you also get to see more from my family album.

1.) Meet Chunky. He’s the weird(est) one in the family (this generation). He’s my 65th cousin – (But don’t tell anybody)!


2.) This is  Great Uncle Stripes. He’s the family philosopher. And word has it that he’s quite experienced (in the making women mad part)!😸

3.) This is Aunt Bertha – She goes through can openers like I go through mice. Looks like she wore out another one!

4.) My nephew, Spurs. He went to college to become (More) confused. Somewhere along the line he became convinced that he is Hillary Clinton’s “spirit animal.”

He’s gonna need more than coffee and an aspirin!

5.) This is My other nephew, Pickles. He’s in law school working to become a defense attorney.


6.) Meet Smokey. He’s my 17th brother from my mom’s 18th litter. We have so much fun together! *BURP*


7.) And this is one of my sisters -(But I furgot which one – I have hundreds, you know)… She’s a kleptomaniac…

8.) This is My great great grandpaw, Louie. Those were his last words. 

Oh, he’s still alive – he’s just exceptionally hissed.

Well, that’s it for tonight -the red dot is calling!!

Stayed tuned fur more from Shrimp’s Family Album!


🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger & Pinterest 🐭

More from the Family Album 

Published April 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

It’s been awhile since I shared pictures from my family album – so today I’m sharing some pictures of some of my favorite relatives.

 

Of course, I’m the cutest one of the entire family….

Aunt Clara was amused by everything.  Even idiots. She’s where I learned my fabulous people skills. 

  

Great, great, great uncle Buck always knew how to have fun. Too bad he also removed that “Beware of dog” sign.

  

Cousins Huey and Louey were Kat scouts. They were strong believers in helping their humans – (to their food)!😸

  

My ancestors buried their preys’ belongings immediately after dinner. These days, we sell them on E- bay! 😹  

  

Uncle Frank kept fishing in the aquarium (and getting put in time out)- until his humans figured out that he used the time to plot his revenge. Purrty soon, they decided the fish were worth the sacrifice.

  

My sister, Violet – there was a reason they named her that. Didn’t save the flowers, though.

  

Auntie Pearl liked the idea of going back in time – but all the “time machine” did was make her dizzy!

 

And the bird was laughing hysterically the whole time…

 

Bertha was outstanding in her field – (or in this case, on her statute).

Have a Pawsome day, dudes!



🐹  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  🐹

More from the Family Album (UnFURtunately)

Published March 31, 2016 by hairballexpress

  
Greetings furiends. 😺☕️

Shrimp here with more pictures from my family album. Before we get started, I just want you to know I have no idea where these morons came from. And I’m the cutest and smartest of the bunch.

 Fur example:

  

My great, great, great Aunt Clara tried to get rid of her wrinkles with a face-lift. The only thing that got lifted was her wrinkles – (and her nip stash).

Poor great, great Grandpaw Chubs had his tail bit off by the family idiot (Rover)…

  

Chubs  lived a long, happy life (tail-less) – Rover had an encounter with him in the backyard about a month later and he was never seen again. 

  

Grandma Snowball lost it toward the end – she pawed at bugs that weren’t there, had staring contests with her shadow, slept with the Creatures- and worst of all – MADE FURIENDS WITH THE DOG! 🙀

  

My third cousin, Bubs ran off every dog in the neighborhood. UnFURtunately, one of those dogs was a K-9 police OFFICER. He got arrested fur assault with a deadly claw.

  

My Great Uncle Vaugn (who came over on a ship from Germany where he was Chief Mouser), got tired of hunting mice, and decided to get something a little more interesting to catch. UnFURtunately, she only spoke dog.

  
And last, (But not least)- Uncle Tom sneaked out one day to go serenade his girlfriend, and came back (4 months later) with 16 kittens! 

Stay tuned for More from my Family Album!



  🐭  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

More from my Family Album 

Published November 30, 2015 by hairballexpress

It’s been awhile since I shared pictures of my (highly distinguished) family members. 

Well, while I was snooping around – uh, I mean, catching a bug in the hall closet- I stumbled across more of my family photos and picked some of the best ones to share with you. 

You know, just so you know what a distinguished Kat I am. 

 

My uncle Purrsimmon – he was the first in our family to go to college -and drop out.  

Aunt Matilda. She was so special. She used to spend hours laying in front of the refrigerator with us kittens, licking us and telling us stories about the value of furiendships.

 

Brother #224… He always was a bit of a worry wart… 

Great, great, great, great grandma Whiskers. She was a little odd- she purrferred horses to kats – (let’s just don’t go there)…
 

Sister #300. She was extra smart – and was crowned queen of the neighborhood. 
 

Great, great, great, great grandpaw Pickles – he invented time travel – but unFURtunately, he wasn’t able to find his way back from the 1930’s!

  
Uncle Jackson believed very strongly in “customer service”- he opened a very nice Bird Inn fur all those poor, unsuspecting – I mean, unFURtunate stray birds.

  
Aunt Penny traveled around the world in 15 minutes! Now how many humans can accomplish THAT! MOL!😹 

      🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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