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More from Shrimp’s Family Album 

Published August 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!  I’M BACK! 😺☕️

The party can start now! Thank you all fur your patience – I think I have my WP purroblems solved!  

And I think it’s time you meet some more of my family members -(so you can run when you see them coming)!!😹 



Sister Peggy- poor Pegg never learned that there comes a time you need to keep your thoughts to yourself…but she did learn purrty quick about her human’s temper!


Cousin Cranky-  He was so upset when he discovered the water in his nice blue litterbox. Those things aren’t easy fur a Kat to find, ya know.

When my other cousin, Velvet – (#35), found out the humans were talking about getting her spayed, she decided enough was enough and took matters into her own paws.

Let’s just say, she made them an offer yet couldn’t refuse!!!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!


Aunt Ginger used to think her humans were stupid. Now she’s absolutely CERTAIN of it.

This is my great, great, great, great grandma, Cheeky – she never cared if you wanted a bath or not – most of us kats just humored her since the last one that argued with her got eaten! 



Uncle Burly – We kats called him Curly Burly – (until he found out)- he had weird ideas about handling complaints. 
   



  🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

More from my Family Album 

Published November 30, 2015 by hairballexpress

It’s been awhile since I shared pictures of my (highly distinguished) family members. 

Well, while I was snooping around – uh, I mean, catching a bug in the hall closet- I stumbled across more of my family photos and picked some of the best ones to share with you. 

You know, just so you know what a distinguished Kat I am. 

 

My uncle Purrsimmon – he was the first in our family to go to college -and drop out.  

Aunt Matilda. She was so special. She used to spend hours laying in front of the refrigerator with us kittens, licking us and telling us stories about the value of furiendships.

 

Brother #224… He always was a bit of a worry wart… 

Great, great, great, great grandma Whiskers. She was a little odd- she purrferred horses to kats – (let’s just don’t go there)…
 

Sister #300. She was extra smart – and was crowned queen of the neighborhood. 
 

Great, great, great, great grandpaw Pickles – he invented time travel – but unFURtunately, he wasn’t able to find his way back from the 1930’s!

  
Uncle Jackson believed very strongly in “customer service”- he opened a very nice Bird Inn fur all those poor, unsuspecting – I mean, unFURtunate stray birds.

  
Aunt Penny traveled around the world in 15 minutes! Now how many humans can accomplish THAT! MOL!😹 

      🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

More From my family album

Published October 9, 2014 by hairballexpress

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I found yet another family album yesterday, as I was shredding, I mean, readying a box in the human’s closet fur my nap…

Oh my kats! Some of my family members are so flipping EMBARRASSING!

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Cousin Jamie- she has a thing fur dogs- (I wish I was kidding, but she really does)- *(shakes head)*

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Another embarrassing family Member- uncle George- he’s the classic “peeping Tom.” You usually know where he is by following the shrieks.

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Another weirdo- Aunt Julienne. She fell in love with every dog she ever met- disgraceful!

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My big brother, Stripey. He became obsessed with the “Buddah” next door- the idiot.

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Cousin Tubster thinks he a frog and tries to catch flies with his tongue. His creature dropped him on his head when he was a kitten.

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Great uncle Sammy just couldn’t lay off the milk- poor dude.

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Sweet little Puffball is a cutie- unFURtunately, he’s also obsessed with himself. He can’t resist a mirror- or grabbing his human’s smartphone fur selfies.

Kat family reunion

Published September 25, 2014 by hairballexpress

It’s that time of year again, when the family gets together to see who can irritate each other the quickest. Kat families are great at this too. Meet some more of my relatives:

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Brother in law (# 1), Cranky. Cranky hates dinosaurs- especially obnoxious dinosaurs that flip and hit him on the nose when he chews on their tail.

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Sister (#47),Chatty Cathy, has a sweet tooth that she can’t resist – here she’s practicing her stealth attacks….

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Great aunt Tippy- hypnotizing the neighbors dog to make him cluck like a chicken… Gonna try that on the Creature!

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Brother in law (#32), Blackie – Blackie is hooked on birds- big birds, like crows, bluejays and (delicious) cardinals. He’s developed a new way to hunt them.

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Brother in law (#52), Sammy- is addicted to boxes-

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Aunt Moggie; has a thing fur wine (and the corks)- that started when her human had a birthday and dropped the cork on the floor. Auntie decided the smell of wine was intoxicating, and chewed up the cork. Too bad they lock her in the bedroom when they’re gonna drink now.

And then there’s the oddballs from Dad’s side of the Family:

Published May 28, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Okay, don’t ask me how… But this is my great, great, great Granddaddy-

(He was adopted….why I’ll never know)….

The dude didn’t know the first thing about how to be a kat, he was flippin AFRAID of mice – (how embarrassing!) –
And his table manners were atrocious!

But, he was a pretty good singer…..

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Then he met Miss Piggy, and they lived unhappily ever after. Seems she wasn’t impressed with his table manners, either.

I can’t tell you how many times I saw them rolling around in the mud fighting when I was a kitten, instead of scratching, hissing and

clawing like any respectable kat would do.  Then, they had babies…

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“Porker”…. Cute little guy – but he never learned how to be a kat….and they furgot to install his whiskers, and TOTALLY screwed up his tail!

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They must have eventually stopped fighting, because pretty soon they had another kitten…..“Pinky…”

They still got the tail all wrong, and the ears were just plain weird… But still, she was family…..

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Wouldn’t ya know, the next litter was flippin TWINS!

Meet “Loin” & “Tenderloin” (???)

They loved playing in the litterbox, but never quite figured out what it was fur.

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TRIPLETS!!!   “Bacon,” “Bits,” & “Sausage”

And not one of them knew how to be a kat! They didn’t even like catnip, and they ate flippin VEGETABLES!

Furtunately, they FINALLY caught on that they didn’t look or act like kats at all..

So, I gave them a life size portrait of the most beautiful kat I’ve ever seen, so they can know what to try fur…

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   Maybe next time they’ll get it right….

     ✦  Photos from Pinterest ✦

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