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More from Shrimp’s Family Album 

Published August 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!  I’M BACK! 😺☕️

The party can start now! Thank you all fur your patience – I think I have my WP purroblems solved!  

And I think it’s time you meet some more of my family members -(so you can run when you see them coming)!!😹 



Sister Peggy- poor Pegg never learned that there comes a time you need to keep your thoughts to yourself…but she did learn purrty quick about her human’s temper!


Cousin Cranky-  He was so upset when he discovered the water in his nice blue litterbox. Those things aren’t easy fur a Kat to find, ya know.

When my other cousin, Velvet – (#35), found out the humans were talking about getting her spayed, she decided enough was enough and took matters into her own paws.

Let’s just say, she made them an offer yet couldn’t refuse!!!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!


Aunt Ginger used to think her humans were stupid. Now she’s absolutely CERTAIN of it.

This is my great, great, great, great grandma, Cheeky – she never cared if you wanted a bath or not – most of us kats just humored her since the last one that argued with her got eaten! 



Uncle Burly – We kats called him Curly Burly – (until he found out)- he had weird ideas about handling complaints. 
   



  🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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More from Shrimp’s Family Album 

Published August 1, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

This morning you get to see cute little me!

UnFURtunately, you also get to see more from my family album.

1.) Meet Chunky. He’s the weird(est) one in the family (this generation). He’s my 65th cousin – (But don’t tell anybody)!


2.) This is  Great Uncle Stripes. He’s the family philosopher. And word has it that he’s quite experienced (in the making women mad part)!😸

3.) This is Aunt Bertha – She goes through can openers like I go through mice. Looks like she wore out another one!

4.) My nephew, Spurs. He went to college to become (More) confused. Somewhere along the line he became convinced that he is Hillary Clinton’s “spirit animal.”

He’s gonna need more than coffee and an aspirin!

5.) This is My other nephew, Pickles. He’s in law school working to become a defense attorney.


6.) Meet Smokey. He’s my 17th brother from my mom’s 18th litter. We have so much fun together! *BURP*


7.) And this is one of my sisters -(But I furgot which one – I have hundreds, you know)… She’s a kleptomaniac…

8.) This is My great great grandpaw, Louie. Those were his last words. 

Oh, he’s still alive – he’s just exceptionally hissed.

Well, that’s it for tonight -the red dot is calling!!

Stayed tuned fur more from Shrimp’s Family Album!


🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger & Pinterest 🐭

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published July 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with (yet another) very important list of Things Kats Hate.

Memorize it.


1.) Slow servants.


2.) Humans that fail obedience training.


3.) Vets that secretly work as dog double agents.


4.) Slow – poke humans that like to test our bladder capacity before letting us outside.

5.) Cheating humans. 


6.) Chameleons who secretly work fur the dog. *dang double agents*


7.) Humans who buy cheap Kat litter to “save money.”


8.) Lazy smurfs. *delicious!*


9.) Humans who don’t appureciate our gift selections. 


10.) Having to face the humans first thing in the morning – without coffee.



    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Wednesday Whackies 

Published July 13, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

It’s already started out to be a wacky day today – wanna guess why? How about I show you?

Here we go ….


See? Told ya!


The Creature was here all morning – then human #2 took her out fur a walk so my human (the one who feeds me)- could check on Tori and take care of some business calls she needed to make -(sure hope they involve some tuna and nip)!😺 

And then I checked on my pals to see how their day was going,….



Hmm…. Nothing new there….



Hey! The human said I clogged her drain too the last time she bathed me!!



Oops- guess I’d  better sneak those back real quick! (Anybody know how to remove pink spray paint)?


Dude. Just what the world needs – militant mice!



Hmm. He must live in a houseful of Creatures!!! 😹 



MWAHAHAHA!!!!😹  Now that’s a party I wanna go to!!




🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐭

Shrimp’s diary: 

Published July 6, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Well, the human has been so busy (more than usual) – since discovering her neighbor in serious condition and alerting the police. 

The neighbor was taken to the hospital and the human has been caring fur the kitty.


I should be jealous of all the attention my human has been lavishing on Tori, but (just this once), I’m being patient because I was watching from the doorstep when all the action was taking place and they took Tori’s human away in the ambulance. 

Then I  followed the human to the neighbor’s house and waited outside at the screen door after everyone left, while the human went in to comfort Tori and give her food and water, and clean her litterbox.

I heard poor Tori crying and she asked  me to please let my human stay with her just for a little while because she was so afraid fur her human – and she was afraid to be alone. 

The fear in her eyes broke even my heart – so I said just fur awhile I would share my human with her – and even some of my prescription calming food.

I’m glad she loves it – and it really helps her get through all the stress right now. The human said she calmed down almost immediately last night after eating some of it after the fireworks started in our neighborhood.

The human has been busy going over about 4 times a day since then, to care fur her and she stays and fur a couple of hours at least once a day, so Tori has company and someone to play with (although she doesn’t really feel like playing much).

Yesterday the human went to the hospital to see her furiend and bring her some things she’d asked fur. She was there when the doctor came in.

Her furiend’s kidneys had begun to shut down when she was found, so the doctors say she got there just in time. They are pushing fluids (IV and by mouth), and her kidneys are doing better and the doctor said they don’t think there will be any purrmanent kidney damage. 

Her heart had been racing at a dangerously high rate so they had considered moving her to cardiac unit, but they got it stabilized so they didn’t need to. 

Yesterday she was alert and more like herself, but is badly bruised, and has abrasions all over from hitting the wall and sliding down when she fell, and is unable to move her legs.

She was on the floor lodged between the wall and her bed and although the phone was inches away from her, her arm refused to work when she tried to reach it, and she kept falling asleep when she tried to answer my humans’ questions as she was calling out to her from outside the window. 

She spent Caturday and Sunday night in the hospital and today she was moved to a rehabilitation facility for several weeks of physical therapy to be able to walk again.

She’s very happy to be alive and thankful she was found. And I think Tori is getting better now too – and even though I don’t like all that attention going to a Kat other than my cute little self, somehow I don’t mind so much, because right now Tori needs my human more than I do.

Besides – sooner or later, the neighbor will get better and come home, and I’ll have my human all to myself again. And, a new playmate!😺

More from the Family Album 

Published April 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

It’s been awhile since I shared pictures from my family album – so today I’m sharing some pictures of some of my favorite relatives.

 

Of course, I’m the cutest one of the entire family….

Aunt Clara was amused by everything.  Even idiots. She’s where I learned my fabulous people skills. 

  

Great, great, great uncle Buck always knew how to have fun. Too bad he also removed that “Beware of dog” sign.

  

Cousins Huey and Louey were Kat scouts. They were strong believers in helping their humans – (to their food)!😸

  

My ancestors buried their preys’ belongings immediately after dinner. These days, we sell them on E- bay! 😹  

  

Uncle Frank kept fishing in the aquarium (and getting put in time out)- until his humans figured out that he used the time to plot his revenge. Purrty soon, they decided the fish were worth the sacrifice.

  

My sister, Violet – there was a reason they named her that. Didn’t save the flowers, though.

  

Auntie Pearl liked the idea of going back in time – but all the “time machine” did was make her dizzy!

 

And the bird was laughing hysterically the whole time…

 

Bertha was outstanding in her field – (or in this case, on her statute).

Have a Pawsome day, dudes!



🐹  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  🐹

Sunday Kat Funnies 

Published April 10, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Today is Sunday – and it’s a kat’s favorite day, because it usually means our humans are home and get to spoil us all day -(unless there’s a flippin dog in the house to try to steal the show)… 

So get your coffee and nip and put your paws up – we kats plan to start your day off with a kick! 
   
   

  

  
  
   
   
And last but not least,… Enjoy!😺

http://youtu.be/_qrtcPpYf8A

  🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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