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Creature Feature: Bear Hug 

Published August 12, 2015 by hairballexpress

Oh my kats – the Creature wants a baby lion cub!  😹

I followed the human over to the Creature’s house tonight when she went to stay with the Creature while it’s parents went out fur dinner… And I watched and listened as she told the human about a dream she had last night. Oh my FLEAS!


She started by telling the human she wanted to grab a baby lion cub and “run really fast into a tractor so the mama lion can’t catch her, and then bring the baby lion home and take care of it!” 😹 MOL!

The human told her that she couldn’t keep a baby lion at home – that there wasn’t enough meat in the whole house to keep her from becoming a tasty snack….


She thought about it fur a few minutes, and said, we’ll that’s okay – I’ll send Daddy hunting – he can hunt fur 11 minutes – that’s long enough, right?

*rolls on floor, belly up laughing…*

Then the human said, “well where would it sleep?” She answered, “on Mommy and Daddy’s bed, of course!”


(Meanwhile Serafina’s looking fur an escape)….

Then she said she dreamed last night that a big mama lion saw her and ran up to her and wrapped it’s paws around her and hugged her then fed her spaghetti and Macaroni and cheese!! AND, the bear “was wearing Mommy’s apron!” MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!😹 

Then, the Creature decided to play with Serafina…   

Serafina loves to have her nose stroked…. (Normally)-

 But UnFURtunately, Serafina’s reflexes are faster than the Creature’s! MOL!

Time to whip out (what’s left of) the peacock feather!

That is, until the human noticed it was bedtime fur the Creature! 😸

Now finally Serafina and those mama lions can rest – fur now!! *(laughing hysterically)*


Published August 3, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs.

Today I have an urgent weather forecast fur you all – 

KAT 9 NEWS radar has located both a hurricaine and a tornado headed this way – there’s a 70 purrcent chance of the hurricaine hitting over the next few hours while at the same time, hot on the heels of Hurricane Kade,” a pink tornado has also been spotted wreaking wherever havoc it goes.

So get ready to lock up the windows and doors and refrigerator, because there’s a 99% chance of chaos, breakage, and irritation headed your way (sorry dudes)!

Here’s how the hurricaine looks on the radar….

It looks like it’s just getting started here…


I’m gonna be busy boarding up my windows, packing my nip, hiding my litterbox, and buying tickets to Japan – but while I do that, check out the pink tornado hot the heels of “Hurricane Kade!”🙀


Oh my FLEAS! It’s worse than I thought! SEE YA!

…(This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS!)! 

        *ZOOMS UNDER the bed *

Creature Feature: Creature takes a licking….

Published July 31, 2015 by hairballexpress

Well, I knew it would happen  sooner or later…

I just knew that Serafina would decide someday that she’d had enough of the Creature’s chasing her and take matters into her own paws! 

From what the humans are saying, today was the day! They even got it on video!

I can’t WAIT! 😺 I’m gonna grab some nip and get my fourth bunny slipper on and sit back fur some fun! Watch it with me! 

Well, that Was disappointing! 😾

Maybe the next one will be better…

What the flea!? This isn’t at all what I expected! Flippin humans….

Oh – that’s right – there’s one more! That’s gotta be the one,….

Oh my FLEAS! That’s it! I’m having a talk with Miss Serafina!

                     *tail FLAP!*

Shrimp and Serafina Monday 

Published July 20, 2015 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! 

It’s time fur Shrimp and Serafina Monday! I’m exhausted from all my work training Serafina – 

But I’m so purroud of her!

Here she’s captured by the Creature (again)….   

(Notice the Creature is still alive even though she picked up Serafina)!…

And here, she’s showing the printer who’s boss….

 Yahoooooooo! She conquered the printer!
And here, she’s telling the Creature stories!😺 


 And here, she’s the vigilant watch kat, catching the Creature’s Daddy prowling about in the garden!  

Now, how’s that fur training!? 😸

There’s something fishy going on here….

Published July 19, 2015 by hairballexpress

Good morning furiends!😺   

Well if you remember, I mentioned something yesterday that the Creature had gotten her little paws on – any guesses? 

No, it’s not another kat (this time) – it’s not another pony…and it’s not a horse or a unicorn –  (but believe me, she tries). 

Fur the answer, check out this video – it’s not the best quality (done on a phone)- but I think you’ll still enjoy it! 

As fur me. I’m hiding!! SEE YA!

            *ZOOMS UNDER BED *

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