(More) Reasons you don’t need a dog 

Published May 29, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

My furiend Rajah here tells me that there are still plenty of people out there who think they just HAVE to have a dog. 

I’ll never understand why anyone would want a dog when they could have a gorgeous, highly intelligent, well behaved and QUIET kat (like me).

Maybe I need to refresh their memories of WHY they don’t really need a dog – here we go;










I rest my case. 😹



         🐠 Photos courtesy of Pinterest 🐠

Caturday Crazies 

Published May 28, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

I’m so excited it’s Caturday! 

I’ve made the couch, loveseat, desk and everything in between my runway as I’ve rocketed back and forth after “the bug” all morning – (that is until I heard the can opener)!

My pals are all spending their day taking care of special plans they’ve made fur the day too –  some of them have some purrty fun ideas – I think I’ll offer my help! Mol!😹 











Happy Caturday dudes!
     🐳 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐳

Kat FURiday Funnies 

Published May 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

It’s finally FURIDAY!!

I thought it might be fun to check in on my pals today and let you get an idea how their day is going!


1.) My neighbor, Mac (the Kat) – and the dipstick fleabag that lives with him. Guess who’s the boss? Mol!


2.) Poor Frank is STILL trying to train his idiot human – (he wrote the book,”Kats Fur Dummies).”

3.) Muffin loves to surprise her humans. Especially first thing in the morning before they’ve had their coffee!


4.) Callie is a great legal mind. Great fur her- not so great fur her human pets!


5.) Dangit! I warned Stripes that he’d make the humans suspicious if he did that!


6.) What an insult!


7.) MOL! 😸  I think Cuddles has had enough nip!! I’d better “guard” it fur him!!


8.) Poor Ginger – all this misery because the DOG got fleas! 😾


9.) The other neighborhood kats are so jealous!


10.) I don’t know what Sorority they’re trying to get into, but I’ll bet a DOG runs it!
    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Thursday Therapy 

Published May 26, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️  

Shrimp here with your Thursday morning  therapy session!  

I know life can be tough fur you humans – you know, with having to open your own cans and all that stuff, and not having a litterbox of your own to dig in – but really, it will get better -(eventually- that is, if you live long enough)- so look on the bright side! 

Whatever happens, you have cute little me to help you through it! So cheer up and let’s have some laughs!😹 










      🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Wednesday Wackies

Published May 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Today I’m going to demonstrate to you that we kats have the same tendency to moods-(and the same emotions) that you humans do.

Look and learn!


1.) PURRanoia.

2.) PURRide.


3.) Anger.


4.) Shock and disbelief.


5.) Irritation.


6.) Scientific curiosity.


7.) FURRustration.


8.) PURRide in accomplishment.


9.) Boredom and disinterest.


10.) Baffled confusion.

        🐭 Photos courtesy of Pinterest 🐭

Tuesday Tickles 

Published May 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 
Some of you humans are so clueless when it comes to understanding how we kats think – that in my despurration, I started looking fur some ways to clue you in. 

These people understand how kats think! 😹 









                      MWAHAHAHA!!!😹 


          🐣 Comics found on Pinterest 🐣

Flippin grooming…

Published May 23, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings, humans. 😺 ☕️ 

I was hanging out on the bed, taking a nice leisurely bath while the human sat near me, listening to the pouring rain, and reading. It was heavenly.

But all of a sudden the human got the bright idea to trim my nails, clean my ears, clean my teeth, brush my tail and belly and put paw gel on me! 

I looked over and saw all her weapons of Kat destruction, and decided to get the heck out of there!

Wouldn’t you know, the flippin window was closed!😾 *shakes head / flaps tail *

Moron.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 2,498 other followers

%d bloggers like this: