Kat diary: Creature Feature

Published April 29, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 


Spying on the humans around here has become a full time job fur me and Serafina – especially where the Creature and her minions are concerned!

Take fur example yesterday…. I stalked on over to the Creature’s house when the human left me to go there, and took my usual position under the car across the street to monitor things and make sure the human doesn’t get too fond of Serafina while she’s there.

Then when the Creature came home from school, I discovered she’d been somewhere other than school – and it looked like she’d had FUN!

See fur yourself!

She had gone with some other creatures  to a place called  a ‘mill’- and “the teacher” must have not liked everyone’s hair, because she made them all cover it up! 

How RUDE!

And appurrently they didn’t like what was on the menu, because everybody found a big rock and smashed it all into itty bitty pieces. Must’ve been purrty awful stuff.

But the “teacher” must have not liked that either, because she made them all pick it up and put the powdery stuff in a bag and take it home to their parents!🙀


 And the really weird thing is, when the Creature brought home the stuff she smashed into itty bitty pieces, her parents were purroud of her- and, even though the stuff must’ve been awful, they’re going to USE IT! 

🙀 And they call us animals!

From the Kat’s Purrspective

Published April 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Today I want to let you in on a little secret. We kats have a purrspective all our own about lots of different things.

Here’s a few examples;











See? We’re smarter than you thought!! 😹 

    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Wednesday Kat Funnies 

Published April 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! 😺 ☕️ 


Today’s the middle of the week, so I figured you poor, unFURtunate humans purrobably need something to make you smile today. So, I rounded up some of my pals to take care of it. 

You’re welcome!

 








    💛 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 💛

Kat 9 News Special Report 

Published April 26, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs. 

This is Shrimp interrupting your day with a Special report from Kat 9 News.

  • Purrnell University Purrfessor Goes AWOL 


Sources tell us that the well known Purrfessor of Psychology at Purrnell University has had enough of sitting in stuffy classrooms chasing pens and balls of crumpled up paper, and instead of waiting fur retirement, has taken matters into his own paws and moved to Florida.

However, he entrusted his classes fur the rest of the semester to some of his most purromising students. 

Let’s see what they have to say;

Thomas: Keeper of the Purrfessor’s valued library book collection –

Well done, Thomas. It’s important to keep those books warmed.

Next, we move on to;

Bradley: The Purrfessor’s favorite philosophy advisor –

Thank you, Bradley – I can see why you are his favorite advisor.

And moving on to: 

Hector: the Purrfessor’s Legal Advisor-

Uh huh – Well, thank you Hector. But I hope you don’t do final estate planning. No offense.

Next, let’s hear from some of his top students –

Panther: First year psychology major –

Very true, Panther. In fact, some people may think so anyway. Just sayin.

Next, meet –

Fluffy: First year communications major 

Looks like you need a break from classes fur awhile, Fluffy.

And next, meet –

Sandy: Keeper of the Purrfessor’s beloved goldfish-


*delicious!*

And,

Smokey: The Purrfessor’s Diversity Advisor –

Hmm. He has a point there…

And finally, meet- 

Cuddles: the Purrfessor’s youngest student –


Excellent question, Cuddles! 

Well, certainly a lot to think about there -(especially that goldfish)…

This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good day.
     🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Sunday Kat Funnies 

Published April 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️  

I think it’s time fur all you humans to get a purroper purrspective on how your kats think. 

Better get yourself a cup of coffee, because most of you are about to be surprised! 😸











Told ya!!! 😹 MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

   🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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