FURiday KAT Funnies 

It’s FURIDAY!! Time to break out the nip and boxes!


LET’S HAVE A BOX PARTY!



You take the boxes, I’ll take the nip!

Happy FURIDAY, Dudes!













Whoa…that’s some good nip😺

      💚Photos courtesy of Pinterest 💚

Fifty (More) Shades of Stupid 



Here are some things that baffle me and make me scratch my head;



What moron came up with the idea that it would be FUN fur a kat to get captured by a creature?



Why don’t they let kats bathe the dog?  

If you’re going to force us to put up with the idiots, at least make it fun!😼



Really?



Sorry to say, advertising has gone to the dogs. *(shakes head)*

And humans? Well, see fur yourselves;



Know WHY they go outside? BECAUSE THEIR KATS GET FED UP AND FLIPPIN LOCK THEM OUT! 😹



And let’s don’t even talk about their “stories!”



And from the looks of things, the KAT could do a better job with their money -(after fancy feast, toys, treats, nip, Netflix, WiFi, and locks fur the dog and the Creatures).



Speaking of Stupid…. Need I say more?

I need some nip – goodnight! 💤


😺Photos courtesy of Pinterest & THEMETAPICTURE.COM 😺

Fifty Shades of Stupid 



You know, I’ve been thinking….

I know it’s a dangerous habit – but I do it every now and then, just to show the humans how it’s done.

There are lots of things humans do that I don’t understand – (but then, they are only “human,” poor things).

One thing I’ll never understand is why they have dogs! Here’s an example of what I mean -



Poor teddy bear. *(shakes head)*

Need another example? Okay, just remember you asked fur it!







Hehehe 😹- Seriously – dogs are such idiots! Wait – maybe that’s why the humans like them!?



And I’ll also never understand why they have creatures – (AND DOGS)! 



WHAT A FLIPPIN WASTE OF FUR!



Everybody knows how gentle we kats are on furniture…









*Photo courtesy of For The Love Of the Dog*

Pathetic creatures, really. 

However, there is one way that dogs show they may actually have a brain after all -



Wonder if being stupid hurts? 😹

⭐Photos courtesy of Pinterest and Cheezeburger ⭐

Tubster Tuesday 

Greetings Furiends! 😺

Just a reminder that you can now follow lovely little me on Instagram!   [hairballexpress]

And now I purrsent more of my great ginger relatives in honor of my furiend Tubster- (and all those other gorgeous gingers who are no longer with us). Enjoy!





















MAIL FUR THE KAT!!😺



Dudes – so today I was was just minding my own kat business, you know – plotting my escape,…when all of a sudden the human said,

“Shrimp! You’ve got male!” 

Of course, I got all excited – (I’m still looking fur boyfriend # 447,221)- but then she said “NO Shrimp – not male – MAIL!” 

And then she showed me THIS!



Front and back of a package – fur cute little ME!!😺

OH MY FLEAS!!

Then she opened it fur me – (I couldn’t open it since I just finished doing my claws) -

And I got so excited!! LOOK!



JAPANESE FISHIE FUR CUTE LITTLE ME!

AND a keychain fur the human! All from my furiend, Marc Andre @ katzenworld!



OH MY KATS! This is the BEST FISHIE EVER! *(CHOMP)!*

And the human loves her keychain…





Now fur a nice, long nap…



                     *(licks chops)* 



Thanks Marc Andre! You made my furry little day! 😺

Sunday selfies: New Toy!



Oh my FLEAS! I got a pawsome new toy and I’m loving it! 

It’s called the Glide n’ Seek and the human bought it online from DrsFosterSmith.com -



Working hard to get that fuzzy thingie out of there…



I got it!!  😺  And I was chomping on that fuzzy thing when the human took it away and put it back in the red dealie  and it immediately started jumping around  again!



Flippin human – now I have to  start all over again!😾