Thursday Therapy 

Published August 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. ☕️ 

Tonight the humans and I need some therapy, so I’m keeping this short, so I can snuggle them and ease their nerves a little. 

You see, today when human #2 went to work, he immediately texted human #1 to tell her to turn on the news – someone had driven right through the store he works in and when he got to work he (and everybody else) walked into a disaster.

The next thing they knew, the news teams were there and human #2 (and the rest of the employees) were spending the the day trying to clean up the mess.

A woman had come into the store and tried to buy 2,000 (+) gift cards with a check – (and the check didn’t go through)- so she got mad and screamed at everyone, then left and came right back – in her SUV – and DROVE RIGHT INTO THE STORE (with no regard fur the employees and customers)- and then backed the car up (in the store), and drive around some more, destroying everything in her path before speeding out the other door.

The store was completely destroyed and the humans are grateful that neither of them were there when it happened -(although they both had been there and left a few hours before). And miraculously, no one was hurt.

It turns out that the woman who did this thing had a mental illness (fur which her doctor had reduced her medication), and she had been using drugs. (She was later found and arrested). It was also learned that she had just lost her mother.

I have a lot to say about this – but not tonight. Maybe tomorrow. 

*it’s been a long day*

Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published August 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate.

1.) Touchy humans.

2.) KATurpults.

3.) Fish funerals.

4.) Family businesses.

6.) Snarky humans.

7.) Ugly dogs named Fifi.

8.) Any dog named Fifi.

9.) Anybody named Fifi – dog or otherwise.

10.) Any dog.

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Monday kats 

Published August 22, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

We kats can always tell when Monday comes around again. You humans act all different and some of you get in a rotten mood. It seems like that’s the most likely day for things to start out rough – even fur animals! 

See what I mean?

  🐭  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  🐭

Kat Diary 

Published August 21, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

 Well, time for another diary entry. 

I was having fun playing with the human this morning, when all of a sudden the attention got taken from cute little ME onto that flippin Creature!!😾 *tail FLAP!*

She got a text from the Creature’s Mom and suddenly started cooing about how cute SHE was! *sharpens claws*

Check out the picture she got that she started  cooing about….

And when she finally quit, and got back to playing with me again, she got another one that set her off all over again!



Turn there was the video which just about scared me right out of my fur!

So, after that there were pictures of the Creature getting her leotard fur her classes, and the pictures kept coming! 

Great. Just what the Creature needs – lessons to become more dangerous!

*pout* 😾

Caturday Crazies 

Published August 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

I know that most of you humans have no clue what we kats do in our spare time whenever  we’re not sleeping, eating, or training Creatures in the finer points of Kat authority – so today my relatives and I want to enlighten you a little…

Some of us train our humans to give us a nice, soothing massage before dinner.

Some of us do our undercover detective work …

And others have their day jobs in between naps….

And of course, there are always thosr idiot humans who have a way of spoiling even the best of plans fur us kats!

Lots of us use our free time to help out around the house and purractice our hunting skills -(You’re welcome)!

And of course, some of us just flippin wanna be left alone-  (Take the hint, moron)!

And, just like you humans, some of us have to work on settling disputes.

And lots of us do budgeting…

And, let’s don’t furget we kats also have to get rid of those creepy “mates” from Craigslist and Facebook…

….And set the ground rules fur the “acceptable” mates who come around. 

So what are you doing today?
    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Kat diary; It’s (going to be) A GIRL!!

Published August 19, 2016 by hairballexpress

Oh my Flippin FLEAS!🙀

Yesterday all the humans were wound up tighter than a cheap clock…and guess WHY?

Well, it all started when the human woke up at 5:30 am to watch the Creature when its parents went to work. 

At 7:3o she noticed the Creature hadn’t arrived yet, so she decided to just go to her house instead. 

Just as she got there, she saw the Creature and her Mom and they were getting ready to leave to go to the doctor fur the ultrasound that was going to let the Creature’s Mom and Dad know how the baby is doing-

And they came back with all these pictures of the littlest tiniest Creature! 

  • And, it’s A GIRL!!!!!!!!! 

The Creature is going to have a baby sister! *frantically digging tunnel to Japan*

Here are some of the close up ultrasound pictures (at 18 weeks):

They are all so excited – and even Serafina knows somethings up -(wait til I tell her what all this means)! 

To them it’s all exciting – but to Serafina and I – (and every other Kat in the neighborhood)- it’s DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🙀


                   *darts under bed*


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