Kat Diary

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

 Well, time for another diary entry. 

I was having fun playing with the human this morning, when all of a sudden the attention got taken from cute little ME onto that flippin Creature!!😾 *tail FLAP!*

She got a text from the Creature’s Mom and suddenly started cooing about how cute SHE was! *sharpens claws*

Check out the picture she got that she started  cooing about….

And when she finally quit, and got back to playing with me again, she got another one that set her off all over again!

 

GEEZ. 

Turn there was the video which just about scared me right out of my fur!

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So, after that there were pictures of the Creature getting her leotard fur her classes, and the pictures kept coming! 

Great. Just what the Creature needs – lessons to become more dangerous!

*pout* 😾

Kat diary; It’s (going to be) A GIRL!!

Oh my Flippin FLEAS!🙀

Yesterday all the humans were wound up tighter than a cheap clock…and guess WHY?

Well, it all started when the human woke up at 5:30 am to watch the Creature when its parents went to work. 

At 7:3o she noticed the Creature hadn’t arrived yet, so she decided to just go to her house instead. 

Just as she got there, she saw the Creature and her Mom and they were getting ready to leave to go to the doctor fur the ultrasound that was going to let the Creature’s Mom and Dad know how the baby is doing-

And they came back with all these pictures of the littlest tiniest Creature! 

• And, it’s A GIRL!!!!!!!!! 

The Creature is going to have a baby sister! *frantically digging tunnel to Japan*

Here are some of the close up ultrasound pictures (at 18 weeks):

They are all so excited – and even Serafina knows somethings up -(wait til I tell her what all this means)! 

To them it’s all exciting – but to Serafina and I – (and every other Kat in the neighborhood)- it’s DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🙀

Hellllllllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!! 

                   *darts under bed*

Creature Feature: “At the top of the world!”

Oh my fleas! Something’s happening to the Creature – and I think the humans call it “growing up?”

I finally got my paws on the human’s iPhone while she was busy with the Creature today, and I couldn’t believe what I found on it!

I discovered that a few days ago the Creature’s dad got the day off and took her hiking fur (her) first time ever – see fur yourself!

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So that’s why it was so quiet around here that day! 😼

All I knew was that the Creature wasn’t here, and I had the humans all to my little self, and was being spoiled like the Purrincess I am finally!  

The human isn’t taking care of Tori anymore, because Tori’s mom finally came home and now Tori’s getting spoiled rotten again just like me – but I hadn’t been able to figure out why the Creature wasn’t here that day – that is, until now….

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Oh my FLEAS!!!🙀

When did that happen? When did the Creature quit being a toddler tornado and suddenly grow up?? What do they feed that thing?

And now, she’s talking about “starting gymnastics?”  

Hmm….I’m not so sure I like this – I think Serafina and I are going to have to find a way to stop this “growing up” nonsense!😾…

Right after my nap! 💤

It’s a Dog Gone Shame!

Greetings humans. 🙀 ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

Pardon me while I drink a few gallons of coffee to settle my nerves,… (Now where is my nip stash)?

Oh what a day this has been! 

First, the Creature arrived before 7:30 this morning, and right when I was beginning to adjust to her antics, and settle down a little bit, the human decided to vacuum! 🙀 

She knows how I feel about that obnoxious electronic beast, but she just insists on tormenting me with that thing – so I darted under the bed before she could suck up my tail with it.

Well, I was hiding under the bed, trembling, and waiting for that pawful noise to stop, when the Creature called out to the human from outside the bedroom door. 

Appurently, one of the human’s  furiends  had come by -with something following her RIGHT INTO MY SANCTUARY!! 

CHECK IT OUT!

*tail FLAP!*😾 

I mean, dude – That thing is ten times my size – and NOISY!!  And he DROOLED within ten feet of my food! *sharpens claws*

Wonderful. Now the Creature has a co- conspirator!

Well, appurently it’s time to quit playing “nice kitty,” and start to demand clearance – of all creatures, and those snorty dogs too! 

Any volunteers!?

Shrimp’s Kat diary: She’s flipped!

Sunday, July 17th (or something).

Dang, I’m so flippin CUTE!

 *Adjusts mirror *

Well, thanks to that idiot human being too busy to flippin BREATHE, she’s made me miss TWO FLIPPIN POSTS!! 😾

I mean, dude. I have to find a way to stop this flippin nonsense – how will my poor readers survive without their daily dose of Shrimp?🙀

I thought fur sure the human had lost it this morning – first, she slept way later than normal – and then when she woke up she was all – HAPPY! 

She broke her usual routine, which had me scratching my cute little head- in fact, she didn’t even go for her coffee fur awhile (bad news)!!

But then, she did something that made me wonder if she’s been dipping in my nip – 

I never thought I’d see her playing with dolls when the Creature isn’t around – but I guess all this stress had finally cracked her!

She put “Lavender”-(the Creature’s “baby sister”), on a chair on the front porch this morning, with an apple, and a cup of Almonds (speaking of NUTS)… 

And soon after that, she put the dolls’ hair up in a ponytail and put her Her Mary Kay nail polish and a mini lipgloss next to the doll and positioned her to look like she was playing with it -(good thing she didn’t see me taking pictures)!!😹 

I was really starting to get nervous –

But then, I looked and saw this text from the Creature’s Mom that she had sent the human this morning, and things started  to make sense (even fur her)!

So, The human had done all that so she could take pictures fur the Creature to let the Creature know she was watching her “little sister!” 😹 

Whew! What a relief! 😸

Then, Gloria’s Mom came – (the human had Gloria’s house key and knew she was coming so she stayed home to be available fur her)- and next thing she knew the pink tornado came FLYING in the house to “pick up her sister!”😹 

Then she purrceeded to put “Lavender’s” jacket on her and get a behavior report!!

MWAHAHAHA!! Oh my fleas!!!!😹 

I can’t WAIT to see what tomorrow will bring!!!! 

Meanwhile, I have to get my beauty rest! 

Oh yeah,…. This is nice….

But this is even better! 🐬