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Kat Diary 

Published August 21, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

 Well, time for another diary entry. 

I was having fun playing with the human this morning, when all of a sudden the attention got taken from cute little ME onto that flippin Creature!!😾 *tail FLAP!*

She got a text from the Creature’s Mom and suddenly started cooing about how cute SHE was! *sharpens claws*

Check out the picture she got that she started  cooing about….


And when she finally quit, and got back to playing with me again, she got another one that set her off all over again!

 

GEEZ. 

Turn there was the video which just about scared me right out of my fur!

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So, after that there were pictures of the Creature getting her leotard fur her classes, and the pictures kept coming! 


Great. Just what the Creature needs – lessons to become more dangerous!

*pout* 😾

Kat diary; It’s (going to be) A GIRL!!

Published August 19, 2016 by hairballexpress


Oh my Flippin FLEAS!🙀

Yesterday all the humans were wound up tighter than a cheap clock…and guess WHY?

Well, it all started when the human woke up at 5:30 am to watch the Creature when its parents went to work. 

At 7:3o she noticed the Creature hadn’t arrived yet, so she decided to just go to her house instead. 

Just as she got there, she saw the Creature and her Mom and they were getting ready to leave to go to the doctor fur the ultrasound that was going to let the Creature’s Mom and Dad know how the baby is doing-

And they came back with all these pictures of the littlest tiniest Creature! 


  • And, it’s A GIRL!!!!!!!!! 

The Creature is going to have a baby sister! *frantically digging tunnel to Japan*

Here are some of the close up ultrasound pictures (at 18 weeks):


They are all so excited – and even Serafina knows somethings up -(wait til I tell her what all this means)! 

To them it’s all exciting – but to Serafina and I – (and every other Kat in the neighborhood)- it’s DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🙀

Hellllllllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!! 

                   *darts under bed*

Creature Feature: “At the top of the world!”

Published August 17, 2016 by hairballexpress


Oh my fleas! Something’s happening to the Creature – and I think the humans call it “growing up?”

I finally got my paws on the human’s iPhone while she was busy with the Creature today, and I couldn’t believe what I found on it!

I discovered that a few days ago the Creature’s dad got the day off and took her hiking fur (her) first time ever – see fur yourself!

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So that’s why it was so quiet around here that day! 😼

All I knew was that the Creature wasn’t here, and I had the humans all to my little self, and was being spoiled like the Purrincess I am finally!  

The human isn’t taking care of Tori anymore, because Tori’s mom finally came home and now Tori’s getting spoiled rotten again just like me – but I hadn’t been able to figure out why the Creature wasn’t here that day – that is, until now….


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Oh my FLEAS!!!🙀

When did that happen? When did the Creature quit being a toddler tornado and suddenly grow up?? What do they feed that thing?

And now, she’s talking about “starting gymnastics?”  

Hmm….I’m not so sure I like this – I think Serafina and I are going to have to find a way to stop this “growing up” nonsense!😾…


Right after my nap! 💤

It’s a Dog Gone Shame! 

Published August 12, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans. 🙀 â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸â˜•ï¸

Pardon me while I drink a few gallons of coffee to settle my nerves,… (Now where is my nip stash)?

Oh what a day this has been! 

First, the Creature arrived before 7:30 this morning, and right when I was beginning to adjust to her antics, and settle down a little bit, the human decided to vacuum! 🙀 

She knows how I feel about that obnoxious electronic beast, but she just insists on tormenting me with that thing – so I darted under the bed before she could suck up my tail with it.

Well, I was hiding under the bed, trembling, and waiting for that pawful noise to stop, when the Creature called out to the human from outside the bedroom door. 

Appurently, one of the human’s  furiends  had come by -with something following her RIGHT INTO MY SANCTUARY!! 

CHECK IT OUT!


*tail FLAP!*😾 

I mean, dude – That thing is ten times my size – and NOISY!!  And he DROOLED within ten feet of my food! *sharpens claws*

Wonderful. Now the Creature has a co- conspirator!


Well, appurently it’s time to quit playing “nice kitty,” and start to demand clearance – of all creatures, and those snorty dogs too! 

Any volunteers!?

Kat diary 

Published August 8, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

This is your lucky day — you get to see pictures of cute little me being,…well, CUTE!!😹 

Aren’t you excited?


The flippin human finally dropped everything to just play with me because she and human #2 noticed I was getting a little jealous of her spending so much time with Tori – 

(Gee, human, ya’ THINK)?

Yeah, I know, Tori’s humans are hurting right now, but they’re flippin going to be hurting A LOT MORE of I keep having to share my human. She’s MY slave – I mean, “Human!”

*sharpens claws*

But, the good news is, the neighbor is getting released from the rehab center this Wednesday and I get my human all to my cute little self again!!😺 

You can tell how thrilled Tori is….


I talked to Tori through the screen door yesterday and made it clear that the human is MINE – and she needs to get her own can opener!

Let’s hope her human is a good girl and comes home to Tori so my flippin human can spoil me again like I deserve! 😾


Until then – it’s time fur me to go mess up those freshly washed clean sheets the human is trying to put on the bed! 😹 MWAHAHAHA!

Caturday Not – So – Crazy 

Published July 23, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs! 😺  â˜•ï¸

Just checking in with you all to let you know I haven’t deserted you. We kats don’t do that nonsense.

The human is still running around like a flippin tornado (helping her neighbor in the Care Center, and caring fur the neighbor’s Kat, and the pink tornado everyday).

This is in addition to her usual working fur her Mary Kay business, and helping out the Creature’s (purregnant) Mom and Dad and taking care of herself and human #2, the house, and cute little ME. (The most important of all). 

*lifts nose in the air / swishes tail *

I’ve been working hard to keep the human cheered up (it’s hard being surrounded by grief all day), and reminding her to take time fur her workouts and to just relax with me a little. 

She’s also been sneaking in opportunities to play with me wherever she can find them. 

Like yesterday when she was folding her laundry – I invited her to throw a dish towel over me and I even walked around wearing it fur as long as it would stay on, just because it felt good to see her laugh! See – check it out! 😸


 She gets such a kick out of that!😸

Tori is doing much better since the Mobile Vet cane and took care of her right in the neighbor’s home – that was such a relief fur the human and her furiend who knew she needed care, but had no way to get her to the vet. Tori didn’t appureciate it until later, though! 😹 

Here are some pictures the human took of the mobile vet visit – she was really impurressed at how thorough and gentle they were with Tori – she would really recommend them to anyone who has a hard time taking their kitty to the vet! 

Contact Eugene Mobile Veterinary Service – if you’re in Oregon! You won’t be sorry!


That was a few days ago – this is Tori this morning….



There’s a lot more to tell you, but it’s time now for my play session – later, dudes! 😸

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