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Kat Diary 

Published August 21, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

 Well, time for another diary entry. 

I was having fun playing with the human this morning, when all of a sudden the attention got taken from cute little ME onto that flippin Creature!!😾 *tail FLAP!*

She got a text from the Creature’s Mom and suddenly started cooing about how cute SHE was! *sharpens claws*

Check out the picture she got that she started  cooing about….

And when she finally quit, and got back to playing with me again, she got another one that set her off all over again!



Turn there was the video which just about scared me right out of my fur!

So, after that there were pictures of the Creature getting her leotard fur her classes, and the pictures kept coming! 

Great. Just what the Creature needs – lessons to become more dangerous!

*pout* 😾


Creature Feature: “At the top of the world!”

Published August 17, 2016 by hairballexpress

Oh my fleas! Something’s happening to the Creature – and I think the humans call it “growing up?”

I finally got my paws on the human’s iPhone while she was busy with the Creature today, and I couldn’t believe what I found on it!

I discovered that a few days ago the Creature’s dad got the day off and took her hiking fur (her) first time ever – see fur yourself!

So that’s why it was so quiet around here that day! 😼

All I knew was that the Creature wasn’t here, and I had the humans all to my little self, and was being spoiled like the Purrincess I am finally!  

The human isn’t taking care of Tori anymore, because Tori’s mom finally came home and now Tori’s getting spoiled rotten again just like me – but I hadn’t been able to figure out why the Creature wasn’t here that day – that is, until now….

Oh my FLEAS!!!🙀

When did that happen? When did the Creature quit being a toddler tornado and suddenly grow up?? What do they feed that thing?

And now, she’s talking about “starting gymnastics?”  

Hmm….I’m not so sure I like this – I think Serafina and I are going to have to find a way to stop this “growing up” nonsense!😾…

Right after my nap! 💤

Creature Feature: (or) “Creature Comforts”

Published June 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans – 😺☕️

Fur the last several days, the human has been waking up earlier and flying out the door like a flippin ROCKET without purroperly snuggling me first- (fur at LEAST AN hour)!

Well, today I decided to investigate and see where the flea she’s been going! 

I caught her in action! Now I know why she hasn’t been snuggling me as much…

Look at the EVIDENCE I gathered!  😾


And this isn’t all – but I’m so flippin tired from my investigative efforts, I’ll have to purrsent the rest of it to you tomorrow!

Now let me ask you one thing – 

Do I look amused?? 😾

       *sulks and slithers under the bed *

Happy Easter!

Published March 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️  

It’s EASTER! Have a wonderful happy Easter with your family -(yes, Creatures too)! 

Today was a busy day for the humans – and human #2 is still sick -(worse)- so we aren’t sure yet how the humans will be spending the day. 

But one thing we know is that we are blessed – and that our Savior is risen! 

Have a Pawsome Easter with your family – I will post more tomorrow. Right now I have to get this fleas brained human to go to bed, because she’s exhausted – (and she’d better be ready to feed me in the morning)! Mol!!

             🐰 Happy Easter furiends! 🐰

Shades of Serafina 

Published March 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs!😺 ☕️ 

Since it’s spring, and there’s new litters of kittens springing up everywhere, I’m taking this oppurrtunity to brag a little about how well Serafina has learned “Shrimp’s rules fur the discerning Kat!”

Rule #1 (Book 333): Do everything possible to purrvent your humans from leaving the house- (also known as)-” demand playtime at the most inconvenient time possible.”


Rule #2 (Book 337- we have a system, so don’t complain)… Show the humans the RIGHT  way to do the dishes.


Rule #3 (Book 2- Hey, don’t knock the system!)- If there are little creatures in the house, always act irresistibly cute a few minutes before their bedtime.  This insures that you’ll have a playmate to keep you company while the dinosaurs sleep.

Rule  #4 (Book 12)- Everything the Kat likes belongs to the Kat upon sight.

Stay tuned fur more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat!😺

The Creature, the White House and the Scare 

Published March 19, 2016 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! 😺 ☕️ 

There’s been a lot going on with the lower life forms around here-(humans) –  
The Creature’s Mom and Dad just celebrated their 3rd anniversary – at THE WHITE HOUSE!🙀

They got treated like flippin royalty -(what’s up with THAT!? Only kats are royalty)!😾  
They even had complimentary champagne and chocolates waiting fur them! 

While poor Serafina was eating dry cereal!!!!!!😾 $75.00 a bag, but still,…

Meanwhile, the Creature was having a blast with her other grandparents, getting treated like royalty- (noticing a pattern here yet)? And Serafina and I had a conference, and decided to put our paws down!
But then they came back home, and Serafina went out the next morning (tired of not getting her 4 am play session with the Creature’s Dad while they were gone), and she stayed gone the whole day! Even I was worried -(we hadn’t planned that part)!

When she finally came home late that night -(after the humans had walked around calling and searching fur her all day), she was soaking wet and muddy – even her whole belly!

Everyone was thrilled she came home – safe and unharmed – but it had been pouring  rain all day, and no one could figure out where she’d been. She immediately got fed and then got a bath – and she was so happy to be home – she even snuggled up with the Creature! 


Everyone had been so afraid fur her – but now she’s safe and clinging to everyone like crazy. 

That’s not all that’s going on with these humans, but it’s past time for my midnight nap- so I’ll finish later.  Just thinking about it has me exhausted!

Later, dudes! 💤

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