Sunday, July 17th (or something).
Dang, I’m so flippin CUTE!
*Adjusts mirror *
Well, thanks to that idiot human being too busy to flippin BREATHE, she’s made me miss TWO FLIPPIN POSTS!! 😾
I mean, dude. I have to find a way to stop this flippin nonsense – how will my poor readers survive without their daily dose of Shrimp?🙀
I thought fur sure the human had lost it this morning – first, she slept way later than normal – and then when she woke up she was all – HAPPY!
She broke her usual routine, which had me scratching my cute little head- in fact, she didn’t even go for her coffee fur awhile (bad news)!!
But then, she did something that made me wonder if she’s been dipping in my nip –
She put “Lavender”-(the Creature’s “baby sister”), on a chair on the front porch this morning, with an apple, and a cup of Almonds (speaking of NUTS)…
And soon after that, she put the dolls’ hair up in a ponytail and put her Her Mary Kay nail polish and a mini lipgloss next to the doll and positioned her to look like she was playing with it -(good thing she didn’t see me taking pictures)!!😹
I was really starting to get nervous –
But then, I looked and saw this text from the Creature’s Mom that she had sent the human this morning, and things started to make sense (even fur her)!
Whew! What a relief! 😸
Then, Gloria’s Mom came – (the human had Gloria’s house key and knew she was coming so she stayed home to be available fur her)- and next thing she knew the pink tornado came FLYING in the house to “pick up her sister!”😹
Then she purrceeded to put “Lavender’s” jacket on her and get a behavior report!!
MWAHAHAHA!! Oh my fleas!!!!😹
Meanwhile, I have to get my beauty rest!