Spying on the humans around here has become a full time job fur me and Serafina – especially where the Creature and her minions are concerned!
Take fur example yesterday…. I stalked on over to the Creature’s house when the human left me to go there, and took my usual position under the car across the street to monitor things and make sure the human doesn’t get too fond of Serafina while she’s there.
Then when the Creature came home from school, I discovered she’d been somewhere other than school – and it looked like she’d had FUN!
See fur yourself!
She had gone with some other creatures to a place called a ‘mill’- and “the teacher” must have not liked everyone’s hair, because she made them all cover it up!
And appurrently they didn’t like what was on the menu, because everybody found a big rock and smashed it all into itty bitty pieces. Must’ve been purrty awful stuff.
But the “teacher” must have not liked that either, because she made them all pick it up and put the powdery stuff in a bag and take it home to their parents!🙀
And the really weird thing is, when the Creature brought home the stuff she smashed into itty bitty pieces, her parents were purroud of her- and, even though the stuff must’ve been awful, they’re going to USE IT!
Since it’s spring, and there’s new litters of kittens springing up everywhere, I’m taking this oppurrtunity to brag a little about how well Serafina has learned “Shrimp’s rules fur the discerning Kat!”
Rule #1 (Book 333): Do everything possible to purrvent your humans from leaving the house- (also known as)-” demand playtime at the most inconvenient time possible.”
Rule #2 (Book 337- we have a system, so don’t complain)… Show the humans the RIGHT way to do the dishes.
Rule #3 (Book 2- Hey, don’t knock the system!)- If there are little creatures in the house, always act irresistibly cute a few minutes before their bedtime. This insures that you’ll have a playmate to keep you company while the dinosaurs sleep.
Rule #4 (Book 12)- Everything the Kat likes belongs to the Kat upon sight.
Stay tuned fur more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat!😺
There’s been a lot going on with the lower life forms around here-(humans) – The Creature’s Mom and Dad just celebrated their 3rd anniversary – at THE WHITE HOUSE!🙀
They got treated like flippin royalty -(what’s up with THAT!? Only kats are royalty)!😾
They even had complimentary champagne and chocolates waiting fur them!
While poor Serafina was eating dry cereal!!!!!!😾 $75.00 a bag, but still,…
Meanwhile, the Creature was having a blast with her other grandparents, getting treated like royalty- (noticing a pattern here yet)? And Serafina and I had a conference, and decided to put our paws down!
But then they came back home, and Serafina went out the next morning (tired of not getting her 4 am play session with the Creature’s Dad while they were gone), and she stayed gone the whole day! Even I was worried -(we hadn’t planned that part)!
When she finally came home late that night -(after the humans had walked around calling and searching fur her all day), she was soaking wet and muddy – even her whole belly!
Everyone was thrilled she came home – safe and unharmed – but it had been pouring rain all day, and no one could figure out where she’d been. She immediately got fed and then got a bath – and she was so happy to be home – she even snuggled up with the Creature!
Everyone had been so afraid fur her – but now she’s safe and clinging to everyone like crazy.
That’s not all that’s going on with these humans, but it’s past time for my midnight nap- so I’ll finish later. Just thinking about it has me exhausted!
There’s been a lot of weirdness going on around here…..
Here I am surveying my kingdom this morning – watching fur those annoying strays that come around trying to win the hearts of my humans – I DON’T THINK SO! *tail FLAP!* 😾
And in other news…
The Creatures around here somehow got the notion that they have to get even BIGGER (and louder). Fur example…
There’s this snapchat that the Creature and it’s partner in crime sent the human:
It woke me up from a nice peaceful nap to the harrowing sound of THE CREATURE!!
And then…. Right when I’d decided it was safe to resume my nap…
The silence was broken again – by yet another Creature’s voice booming from the humans phone! 😾
This time it was the littlest Creature – trying to say his blessing! (It’s talking now)!
Great. Now I have to book a flight to the Arctic – but I’m gonna sleep on it first. 💤