Pardon me while I drink a few gallons of coffee to settle my nerves,… (Now where is my nip stash)?
Oh what a day this has been!
First, the Creature arrived before 7:30 this morning, and right when I was beginning to adjust to her antics, and settle down a little bit, the human decided to vacuum! 🙀
She knows how I feel about that obnoxious electronic beast, but she just insists on tormenting me with that thing – so I darted under the bed before she could suck up my tail with it.
Well, I was hiding under the bed, trembling, and waiting for that pawful noise to stop, when the Creature called out to the human from outside the bedroom door.
Appurently, one of the human’s furiends had come by -with something following her RIGHT INTO MY SANCTUARY!!
CHECK IT OUT!
I mean, dude – That thing is ten times my size – and NOISY!! And he DROOLED within ten feet of my food! *sharpens claws*
Wonderful. Now the Creature has a co- conspirator!