The attack of the pink tornado

Published August 1, 2014 by hairballexpress

I’m now in intensive therapy thanks to today’s attack of the pink tornado.

It attacked earlier today with shouts of ponies and the usual maniacal laughter, and with an army of “real” hungry lions and bears, with stuffed kats that aren’t kats (but are “real dogs”)… And with fairy wings flapping in the breeze it flew all throughout the yard and the house on its mission to seek out and dress every four footed beast known to man and kat kind.

Fur heaven only knows what reason, it is especially fond of ME- and it pounced on every opportunity it could find to sneak up on me when the human was busy. I found hiding places in this house that I never knew existed!

I also learned a lot today about the limits of the human’s patience.
(UnFURtunately, the Creature somehow missed those clues). By the time it went back to its cave, I had more GRAY fur and so did the human-

I was a nervous wreck and the human called Dr.Phil. The picture above is me in intensive psychotherapy with my psychiatric nurse, Tiddles.

No offense, but I’m sure my therapy would be much more effective if Tiddles was one of those mail nurses.
*(sigh)*

Pink Polka Dotted Minnie Mouse Shoes?

Published April 19, 2014 by hairballexpress

What the FLEA?

This evening I snagged the humans’ smartphone and looked through all her pictures (just making sure she didn’t have a bunch of pictures of other kats on her phone)…..

And I found these curious pictures:

But where's the MOUSE?

WHAT THE FLEA!

What kind of trick is this? Apparently the human went shopping today with the Creature and its dad, and I heard them talking about a mouse named Minnie and pink shoes.

It didn’t make sense to me, so I thought maybe the human FINALLY GOT SMART and decided to buy me a mouse:…( I mean, she was already at the store anyway, right)?

Well, apparently she STILL doesn’t have a brain, because she came home with everything imaginable except fur a mouse!

And by the way the Creature is grinning, my guess is that The Creature did something with the mouse! (But what? I don’t see one in the cart)!

I just don’t get it. What’s the point of going shopping anyway, unless you plan to come home with a nice, juicy mouse?

Dang humans!

My new seal of Approval

Published February 23, 2014 by hairballexpress

Yesterday the human came home from the store with a surprise fur me! I call it my new seal of approval!

Its a cute little pink Collar with a bow and a bell!

Here I am modeling it fur her this morning. Lucky fur us, we finally had some sunshine, so I was purrfectly content to sit in the window and let her take pictures of me….