I heard a noise today as I was snoozing in the bedroom window, and I glanced up with one eye open and saw the scariest sight EVER:
Yep! You guessed it! The creature has apparently gone even wilder!
(What a way to ruin a PURRFECT kat nap….)
I watched it run around outside until I was dizzy and then I saw the greatest thing EVER!
It got WATERED!!!
Hehehe! Now THAT’S something I can dream about!!!
That Creature just baffles my little brain sometimes…
She was “straightening her bed” – (interpretation: hiding toys under the blankets) when she furgot she was inches away from the ceiling and started bouncing on the bed (hitting her head on the ceiling)!! *snickers* MOL!!!
Apparently that didn’t bother the Creature very much because then, right when I thought she was going to leave the bed and not hit her head again,….
Being the inventive Creature she is, she found yet another way to hit herself in the head!
She was playing with her weird pink weapon thingie-
And in addition to hitting herself on the head with it, she managed to throw it just right and hit the HUMAN IN THE HEAD WITH IT TOO! (Bad idea)…
But the human was about to take it away from her when she threw it “way up high!” – and it fell on the ROOF OF ITS CAVE!!! MOL!!!!!!!
“But how will we get it down? We HAVE to get it down! It’s AN EMERGENCY!”
The human didn’t quite see it that way- MOL!
Hehehe….
The Creature’s latest victims
I stalked over to the Creature’s cave again today, and I couldn’t believe my angry little eyes!
The Creature helping one of her toys to TRAP the others to EAT THEM!
She assembled some of her animals together, and TRAPPED them so the big brute with the long snout could have himself a tasty plastic buffet-
(How RUDE)!
Look how much fun it has setting them up fur disaster!
I felt awful fur the poor, pitiful plastic prey- but the Creature laughed with glee the whole time- (*shakes head*)
I just can’t believe Creatures these days….
And if that’s not bad enough, it asked the Human what she’d do “if the giraffe ATE (HER) COMPUTER!”
The human said, “Well, I’d purrobably eat him!” The Creature apparently liked that answer, because look what it DID!
It killed the animals!
Then, the human left the room fur a few minutes to look fur something, and the Creature called her and said “Come back!! I made something fur you!”
Relax… It’s really just some black olives it found in the fridge… But try telling the Creature that!
It all started with this:
Today the human went to the Creature’s cave to watch it while its parents are at work.
The human was sipping some coffee while the Creature was eating her breakfast, and suddenly the Creature got up and said, “Hey, when you get more coffee use THIS cup!”
The human told it, “Well, no I won’t use that cup because it’s a very special cup” – she explained to it, that it’s a Disney character on the cup, and that it was not only a cup the Creatures’ mom just bought, but it was also expensive and hard to replace because it’s a collector’s mug – the Creature said, “No, it’s a CUP!”
Then the human answered, “Yes, a collector’s cup” – and she explained that the Creature’s mom would be very upset if she used it and somehow it got broken…..
“Well, she would be mad at YOU, not me, because I didn’t do it, YOU DID!”
*(snickers)* / *(scratch)*
The human (tried) to get her to understand that it was a matter of respecting her daughters’ wishes. The Creature was apparently baffled by the concept-
Her reply was, “Oh, COME ON! You’re her MOM! She doesn’t get to tell you what to do!” 😸
That led to a long (pointless) discussion about children eventually growing up and becoming adults and no longer being under their parent’s authority –
“Oh, COME ON! How can a daughter be a daughter and a grown up at the same time?”
The human tried to explain that when creatures get to be old enough to have a spouse and creatures of their own, things change- “like a teenager?”
Then, …..”I wanna be a TEENAGER! – No, wait- I wanna be A BARN!!”
*(human spews out coffee)*
“You want to be a BARN?…
why would you want to be a BARN?”
“Because then I’d have a HORSE!”
(Human): “horses poop in barns – you don’t wanna be a BARN!”
(Creature): “Why do horses poop in barns?”
(Human): “Where else are they going to do it? They don’t have toilets…”
(Creature): “then I wanna be a Barner …”
(Human): “A Barner?”
(Creature): “Yeah, the one who takes care of the barn and the horses!”
(Human): “Oh, you mean a FARMER!”
(Creature): “No, a Barner!”
*(human gives up and brews a gallon of coffee)*
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