All is vanity……

We KATS know beauty when we see it- especially when we find it in random, unexpected places- like fur example, in a mirror…..

Or, when we see it on our human’s smartphone….

You know, I wasn’t always this beautiful…..

Beauty like this is no accident....

But honestly, it did start at birth…

You see, I was such a devastatingly beautiful and sweet kitten, that the humans fell hopelessly in love with me the moment they saw me….

Me in all my cuteness, at 9 weeks old.

Here I am shredding an evil ribbon that threatened to destroy my human.

That evil thing tried to take  over the laptop too… But it was no match fur me!

I got it!

The conquering hero at 9 weeks old!
The humans knew even then, that I’d purrtect them!

Watching....

Here I am a couple of days later, guarding the couch- in case that dangerous ribbon sent its family to get revenge….

I'll get it Mommy!

Later that same day, the evil ribbon resurfaced- dressed as the cord on the humans camera! My mommy shot this picture of me just as I was reaching out to grab it and destroy it! Who knows what horrible things it could’ve done to my humans!?

Aren't I precious?

My humans were SO grateful that I saved their lives, that they immediately dubbed me their “Princess” & began to treat me like the royalty I am.

  

♚You may worship me now.♚