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Cattitude, Dude.

Published August 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

You know, I’m  always hearing you humans talk about how we kats walk around with a load of cattitude all the time. 

Well, DUH!  What do you expect from a higher life form being held captive and fed dry cereal by apes?


(nothing purrsonal, dudes).

🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐹

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From the Kat’s Purrspective

Published April 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Today I want to let you in on a little secret. We kats have a purrspective all our own about lots of different things.

Here’s a few examples;











See? We’re smarter than you thought!! 😹 

    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Grumpy Monday 

Published March 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️  – I woke up all happy this morning – that is UNTIL the flippin human had the NERVE to go out and leave me here by my cute little self fur several hours!

So I called my cousin Grumpy, and we had a long discussion. I tend to agree with her opinions -(That’s why she’s my favorite relative)!😸

Things are gonna be changing around here! 😹 MWAHAHAHA!  
  
  

  
  
 

   

  
  
  
Have a Pawsome day!
  

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Tuesday Tickles: From the kat’s purrspective 

Published January 19, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

I thought it might be time to give some of you idiots, uh- I mean humans – a clue as to how we (highly intelligent) kats see things. 

Take fur example,”owning” purroperty…

 

…(you do realize that nobody owns a Kat, right)?

And the dreaded vacuum cleaner that you humans so Rudely disturb our slumber with…
 

Well,… You won’t do that again…

And these “plumbing emergencies” that you get all uptight about! What’s the purroblem with flushing the dog’s toys down the toilet? He’d do it to us! 😾

 

…(Not that I purrsonally would ever dream of doing such a thing)….

And what’s the big deal about our lovely fur on the furniture? We’ve seen your decor – you need all the help you can get!😹
 

*just sayin*

And fur heaven’s sake, why can’t we sleep in the bed? You treat us like – like…ANIMALS or something! 😾
  

….(nice try, by the way)!😸

And why ask us if we’re scratching the couch? What do you expect us to do when it itches? 
 

MWAHAHAHA!😹 

But just so we’re clear, we’re always available to help clear the table -(of meat)!
  

Anytime, dudes.

And about that sorry collection of fur you call the dog –
  

If his nose gets scratched, we don’t know anything about it! 😼

And fur the little kitties, be patient with them. 

  

They’re still learning the fine art of curtain shredding, plant digging, furniture gouging, and knocking down expensive trinkets. They’ll get better before ya know it!

And last but not least,….
  
 

Feed the flippin Kat! 

   🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹 
  

 

Cattitude, Dude 

Published December 31, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

You know, it’s been said that we kats have (C)attitude purroblems… that we’re sassy, bossy, contrary, self centered, demanding, cranky, insulting, vindictive, annoying, rude, and spoiled.

Well, I don’t know who started the compliment ball rolling, but thank you! It’s so nice to have our efforts noticed!😹

    
    

   

  

  

  

  

  

Keep those compliments coming! 😸

     🐠 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐠

Cattitude, Dude…

Published November 10, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. ☕️ 

Today I’m in a bad mood, so I decided to demonstrate what I and my pals do best of all – cattitude. 

I got fed up with the human following me around with that stupid camera today, and  she didn’t pay attention to my warnings, so I went under the bed… so THERE! 😾  And now my pals demonstrate how they handle their idiot humans….           

There – I feel all better now! 😹

Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 
 

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