But honestly, it did start at birth…
You see, I was such a devastatingly beautiful and sweet kitten, that the humans fell hopelessly in love with me the moment they saw me….
Here I am shredding an evil ribbon that threatened to destroy my human.
That evil thing tried to take over the laptop too… But it was no match fur me!
The conquering hero at 9 weeks old!
The humans knew even then, that I’d purrtect them!
Here I am a couple of days later, guarding the couch- in case that dangerous ribbon sent its family to get revenge….
Later that same day, the evil ribbon resurfaced- dressed as the cord on the humans camera! My mommy shot this picture of me just as I was reaching out to grab it and destroy it! Who knows what horrible things it could’ve done to my humans!?
My humans were SO grateful that I saved their lives, that they immediately dubbed me their “Princess” & began to treat me like the royalty I am.
♚You may worship me now.♚