At first it was a lovely day…..the human came home early and fed me fancy feast and treats-and held me in her lap giving me love and snuggles while she and human # 2 watched Claw and Order….
And then it hit me………
The human bought a new vacuum cleaner! Why, that dirty RAT!!!!!!
NO WONDER she’s been so sweet to me today….she didn’t want me to know she was totally “sucking up to me!” (pardon the pun)….
That’s why she gave me all the special attention and treats….she didn’t want me to suspect a thing until she pulled the pricey purple purrpetrator out of the pantry and proceeded to give me a heart attack!
That thing came right at me – sucking up everything in its evil path!
I SAW what that thing did to all my lovely fur that I so carefully placed on the rugs, the couches, the pillows and my comfy chair….(throne) –
I HAD TO RUN FUR MY FURRY LITTLE LIFE!
I was so heartbroken!
I labored fur HOURS to distribute my fur evenly throughout the house, so my humans would see that I’m lending a helping paw around here, and that I’m not just sleeping around all day….(well, okay, I DO sleep, but while I sleep, I’m busy distributing my fur)……..
and what thanks do I get?
I get treated like a princess so I won’t suspect a thing when they bring out the purple purrpetrator and try to suck me right up!!
And THEN THEY LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AS I SKIDDED AROUND THE CORNER, IN AN ATTEMPT TO OUTRUN THE EVIL THING!
You see, I was such a devastatingly beautiful and sweet kitten, that the humans fell hopelessly in love with me the moment they saw me….
Me in all my cuteness, at 9 weeks old.
Here I am shredding an evil ribbon that threatened to destroy my human.
That evil thing tried to take over the laptop too… But it was no match fur me!
I got it!
The conquering hero at 9 weeks old! The humans knew even then, that I’d purrtect them!
Here I am a couple of days later, guarding the couch- in case that dangerous ribbon sent its family to get revenge….
I'll get it Mommy!
Later that same day, the evil ribbon resurfaced- dressed as the cord on the humans camera! My mommy shot this picture of me just as I was reaching out to grab it and destroy it! Who knows what horrible things it could’ve done to my humans!?
Aren't I precious?
My humans were SO grateful that I saved their lives, that they immediately dubbed me their “Princess” & began to treat me like the royalty I am.