Cattitude, Dude.

Published August 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

You know, I’m  always hearing you humans talk about how we kats walk around with a load of cattitude all the time. 

Well, DUH!  What do you expect from a higher life form being held captive and fed dry cereal by apes?


(nothing purrsonal, dudes).

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Caturday Complaints 

Published August 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😾 ☕️


You know, we kats look furward to our Caturday all week long so we can finally relax and let the fur fly -but then we encounter purroblems- (usually caused by you humans, your creatures, or other non-human “family members).”

Here are a few examples of our Caturday Complaints;

1.) Dressing us? REALLY?


2.) Ruining our Caturday by adopting a walking tongue.

3.) Insisting on BATHING US even though you know we’re self cleaning!


4.) Bringing a peanut butter addict into our castle.


5,) Serving us wet noodles (Without cheese).


6.) Ruining our surprises.


7.) Not wearing makeup-(you need it!)


8.) Installing a walking fire extinguisher.


9.) Interfering with our efforts to “eat right.”


10.) Making us listen to the News.

           CUT IT OUT ALREADY!😾

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Kat FURiday Funnies 

Published August 26, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Well, thank you all fur your purrayers and support. The humans are feeling better today and things seem to be getting back to normal since the incident at the store, although they’ll purrobably never be able to go into a store again without thinking about it.

Meanwhile, I think we need to share a laugh or two to lighten things up a bit.

Have a safe and happy day today – after all, it  is a brand new day!



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