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Cattitude, Dude.

Published August 28, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

You know, I’m  always hearing you humans talk about how we kats walk around with a load of cattitude all the time. 

Well, DUH!  What do you expect from a higher life form being held captive and fed dry cereal by apes?

(nothing purrsonal, dudes).

🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐹

Kat diary 

Published August 8, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

This is your lucky day — you get to see pictures of cute little me being,…well, CUTE!!😹 

Aren’t you excited?

The flippin human finally dropped everything to just play with me because she and human #2 noticed I was getting a little jealous of her spending so much time with Tori – 

(Gee, human, ya’ THINK)?

Yeah, I know, Tori’s humans are hurting right now, but they’re flippin going to be hurting A LOT MORE of I keep having to share my human. She’s MY slave – I mean, “Human!”

*sharpens claws*

But, the good news is, the neighbor is getting released from the rehab center this Wednesday and I get my human all to my cute little self again!!😺 

You can tell how thrilled Tori is….

I talked to Tori through the screen door yesterday and made it clear that the human is MINE – and she needs to get her own can opener!

Let’s hope her human is a good girl and comes home to Tori so my flippin human can spoil me again like I deserve! 😾

Until then – it’s time fur me to go mess up those freshly washed clean sheets the human is trying to put on the bed! 😹 MWAHAHAHA!

Grumpy Caturday 

Published May 21, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Finally, it’s Caturday! 

I’ve got some serious grooming to do, and I need to have a meeting with Serafina and the other neighborhood kats about the Creatures  around here. 

While I go to my (important) meeting, my pal Grumpy Kat has a few things to say  – See ya after the meeting!

Now that you’ve had your daily dose of cattitude,  It’s time fur a nap!

      😺 Memes courtesy of Pinterest 😺

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