Tuesday Tickles 

Published August 23, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

It’s time to start your Tuesday with a few laughs – hang in there!

   🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭


Monday kats 

Published August 22, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

We kats can always tell when Monday comes around again. You humans act all different and some of you get in a rotten mood. It seems like that’s the most likely day for things to start out rough – even fur animals! 

See what I mean?

  🐭  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  🐭

Kat Diary 

Published August 21, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

 Well, time for another diary entry. 

I was having fun playing with the human this morning, when all of a sudden the attention got taken from cute little ME onto that flippin Creature!!😾 *tail FLAP!*

She got a text from the Creature’s Mom and suddenly started cooing about how cute SHE was! *sharpens claws*

Check out the picture she got that she started  cooing about….

And when she finally quit, and got back to playing with me again, she got another one that set her off all over again!



Turn there was the video which just about scared me right out of my fur!

So, after that there were pictures of the Creature getting her leotard fur her classes, and the pictures kept coming! 

Great. Just what the Creature needs – lessons to become more dangerous!

*pout* 😾

Caturday Crazies 

Published August 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

I know that most of you humans have no clue what we kats do in our spare time whenever  we’re not sleeping, eating, or training Creatures in the finer points of Kat authority – so today my relatives and I want to enlighten you a little…

Some of us train our humans to give us a nice, soothing massage before dinner.

Some of us do our undercover detective work …

And others have their day jobs in between naps….

And of course, there are always thosr idiot humans who have a way of spoiling even the best of plans fur us kats!

Lots of us use our free time to help out around the house and purractice our hunting skills -(You’re welcome)!

And of course, some of us just flippin wanna be left alone-  (Take the hint, moron)!

And, just like you humans, some of us have to work on settling disputes.

And lots of us do budgeting…

And, let’s don’t furget we kats also have to get rid of those creepy “mates” from Craigslist and Facebook…

….And set the ground rules fur the “acceptable” mates who come around. 

So what are you doing today?
    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Kat diary; It’s (going to be) A GIRL!!

Published August 19, 2016 by hairballexpress

Oh my Flippin FLEAS!🙀

Yesterday all the humans were wound up tighter than a cheap clock…and guess WHY?

Well, it all started when the human woke up at 5:30 am to watch the Creature when its parents went to work. 

At 7:3o she noticed the Creature hadn’t arrived yet, so she decided to just go to her house instead. 

Just as she got there, she saw the Creature and her Mom and they were getting ready to leave to go to the doctor fur the ultrasound that was going to let the Creature’s Mom and Dad know how the baby is doing-

And they came back with all these pictures of the littlest tiniest Creature! 

  • And, it’s A GIRL!!!!!!!!! 

The Creature is going to have a baby sister! *frantically digging tunnel to Japan*

Here are some of the close up ultrasound pictures (at 18 weeks):

They are all so excited – and even Serafina knows somethings up -(wait til I tell her what all this means)! 

To them it’s all exciting – but to Serafina and I – (and every other Kat in the neighborhood)- it’s DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🙀


                   *darts under bed*

Creature Feature: “At the top of the world!”

Published August 17, 2016 by hairballexpress

Oh my fleas! Something’s happening to the Creature – and I think the humans call it “growing up?”

I finally got my paws on the human’s iPhone while she was busy with the Creature today, and I couldn’t believe what I found on it!

I discovered that a few days ago the Creature’s dad got the day off and took her hiking fur (her) first time ever – see fur yourself!

So that’s why it was so quiet around here that day! 😼

All I knew was that the Creature wasn’t here, and I had the humans all to my little self, and was being spoiled like the Purrincess I am finally!  

The human isn’t taking care of Tori anymore, because Tori’s mom finally came home and now Tori’s getting spoiled rotten again just like me – but I hadn’t been able to figure out why the Creature wasn’t here that day – that is, until now….

Oh my FLEAS!!!🙀

When did that happen? When did the Creature quit being a toddler tornado and suddenly grow up?? What do they feed that thing?

And now, she’s talking about “starting gymnastics?”  

Hmm….I’m not so sure I like this – I think Serafina and I are going to have to find a way to stop this “growing up” nonsense!😾…

Right after my nap! 💤

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