50 Shades of Stupid – (or Why you don’t need a dog)

Okay, I can’t imagine why, but they tell me that some of you idiot humans still want a dog – Hopefully I can put that insanity to rest!

Here’s a few examples of why that isn’t such a bright idea…

  
Dogs are morons – but we kats are all over the Internet….(just look at your laptop)! 😹

 We kats don’t waste time “licking the hotdogs”- we grab them and run! MWAHAHAHA! 😹 

  
Dogs become tumbleweeds, Kats become CEOS, authors, and celebrities! 

 We kats know which way is UP!😸

 

It’ll take more than a car to catch a kat!

  Kats have sleeping contests…..

 

You’ll never see a kat trapped inside  the back of a chair! 😹

I hope that cures your temporary insanity!

😸 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  😸

 

Fifty (More) Shades of Stupid



Here are some things that baffle me and make me scratch my head;



What moron came up with the idea that it would be FUN fur a kat to get captured by a creature?



Why don’t they let kats bathe the dog?  

If you’re going to force us to put up with the idiots, at least make it fun!😼



Really?



Sorry to say, advertising has gone to the dogs. *(shakes head)*

And humans? Well, see fur yourselves;



Know WHY they go outside? BECAUSE THEIR KATS GET FED UP AND FLIPPIN LOCK THEM OUT! 😹



And let’s don’t even talk about their “stories!”



And from the looks of things, the KAT could do a better job with their money -(after fancy feast, toys, treats, nip, Netflix, WiFi, and locks fur the dog and the Creatures).



Speaking of Stupid…. Need I say more?

I need some nip – goodnight! 💤

😺Photos courtesy of Pinterest & THEMETAPICTURE.COM 😺