In case you don’t remember me, this is Shrimp- (the smartest, coolest Kat in the Northwest).
Last year I asked you fur a whale. I even told you that if it was too hard fur you to stuff into the chimney, you could just plop it into the bathtub. You didn’t give my my whale. 😾
I’m sure that by now some other Kat has enjoyed MY nice, juicy whale, so let’s just move on.
After all, you are only human, and we kats know that humans aren’t all that well stacked in the brain dept.
Besides, now that the Creature’s Mom and Dad are threatening to have MORE creatures, my needs have changed somewhat. Here’s my updated demand – I mean, WISH LIST:
Full (feline) body armor (size small)
Auto sharpen claws (size extra large, please)
Darth Vader helmet and cloak (size small – pink please)
Fresh canary (Hold the cage)
Anti dog spray (50 lb. Can).
Please get it right this time, and I promise I’ll leave your milk and cookies alone.
Today I have an urgent weather forecast fur you all –
KAT 9 NEWS radar has located both a hurricaineand a tornado headed this way – there’s a 70 purrcent chance of the hurricaine hitting over the next few hours while at the same time, hot on the heels of “Hurricane Kade,”a pink tornado has also been spotted wreaking wherever havoc it goes.
So get ready to lock up the windows and doors and refrigerator, because there’s a 99% chance of chaos, breakage, and irritation headed your way (sorry dudes)!
Here’s how the hurricaine looks on the radar….
It looks like it’s just getting started here…
I’m gonna be busy boarding up my windows, packing my nip, hiding my litterbox, and buying tickets to Japan – but while I do that, check out the pink tornado hot the heels of “Hurricane Kade!”🙀
Oh my FLEAS! It’s worse than I thought! SEE YA!
…(This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS!)!