Regal kat toys fur me!

It’s Caturday, Dudes!

Time to run wild, knock expensive things down, shred the couch, attack random toes, and let the fur fly!

The humans got me new kat toys fur Christmas but dude – Check it out!

What the flea am I supposed to do with THAT?

I think the human must have forgotten to have her coffee that morning, because those toys are fur KITTENS – or some class- less kat with no flippin dignity! Not fur a regal, gorgeous, highly intelligent kat like me!

My choice? Glad you asked- I purrsonally prefer ribbons…..

But, today I found something else I can’t WAIT to shred- Uh, I mean, “play with!”

The new sheets and bedspread the human FINALLY bought FUR MY BED!

Of course, she claims they’re HERS- but they’re so silky and soft, they have to be fur royalty- and we all know that only I AM REGAL around here!

And, the sheets are animal print- (and I’M the only animal around here)! Bedsides, She had to intend them fur me, because they make this PAWSOME crinkly rustling noise when she turns the bed back (a feature that everyone knows attracts KATS)!

And when I chase the ribbons, I slllliiiide across the bed and catch them easier! And I flippin LOVE the sound when I bat at my ribbons (and its so much FUN when I paw at the ribbons, and pull up some pretty gold threads with it)- BEST KAT TOY EVER, DUDES! 😸

I just don’t see why the human isn’t thrilled fur me every time I bat at the ribbons and pull up a gold thread on my claw- I thought that was the whole flippin point! *(tail flap)!*

Stupid humans. 😾