Greetings fellow felines- I’m back with more rules fur you guys to follow if you want to keep those humans in line fur the new year….
Don’t tolerate any flippin nonsense about the vet- they do very rude things with those thermometers!
Fur the love of God, try not to see when the humans get their “shower-” it’s very traumatic!
Rule # 3
I know it’s hard to train humans, but immediately train them how you want your love- or the idiots will think you’re easy to please like those moron dogs.
Keep your claws sharpened daily fur such moments as these!
Keep those flippin dogs from licking your face- once that happens, no self respecting kat will come within 10 miles of you!
Don’t play with your food!
Never let them get to you!
Remind them every now and then who’s REALLY the boss!
Don’t take any guff from the other KATS in the neighborhood!
Never let them figure out why you suddenly race through the house at the speed of light at 3 am!
🐟To be continued….🐟
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