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Monday kats 

Published August 22, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

We kats can always tell when Monday comes around again. You humans act all different and some of you get in a rotten mood. It seems like that’s the most likely day for things to start out rough – even fur animals! 

See what I mean?




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The Kat’s Monday 

Published July 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Since you humans never know what Monday is going to bring for you, it got me wondering what it’s like fur my pals today. 

Let’s drop in on them and see  –

Poor Fred’s human doesn’t know about the rule that says “the instant your favorite food goes on sale at the store, it becomes polluted!” 😹 

Well, Chuckie – I told you that nip was going to get you sooner or later!

One too many tuna pot pies, Lucky! 😸

Hey – now that’s a good idea!

OUCH!!   *slinks away*

Mol!!😹  Sorry, Sally- that’s YOU!!

MWAHAHAHA!😹 Now that I’d love to see!

You could do that…or, you could leave your pawprints in it fur the humans to find! (Play doh fur kats)!!😹 

Calories don’t count if nobody sees you, Fluffy!!

Oh trust me, just their litterbox alone will cost you a fortune! *dang humans*


I’ll never understand why humans can’t just use the sand like we do….


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Monday Madness 

Published July 18, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

It’s Monday again – I hope you’re all ready fur a new week- just in case you aren’t, I’ll wait a few minutes fur you to grab a few pots of coffee and a few hundred pounds of nip. 

Ready yet?….. 

GEEZ, whatcha doing? ROASTING THE FLIPPIN COFFEE???

Hurry up already! 😾

Okay – that’s better!😸

Have a pawsome day!😺 

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Monday Kats 

Published June 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Dudes – you know it’s Monday again when even the kat’s having a bad day – 

Try to make it up to your kat by going to the store fur him and getting him something good -(suggestions coming up)…


Belly rubs, treats, and blasting the dog next door with the hose are good fixes too. You’re welcome.

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Shrimp’s Monday Musings (quotes from my ancestors)….

Published June 13, 2016 by hairballexpress



Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Most people think we kats just sit around sleeping or thinking of bugs all day. Nothing could be further from the truth.

We also think of……coffee, nip, birds, fish, cookies, pizza, plotting against the dog, playing tricks on humans, defending our territory against purredators, the meaning of life, getting our driver’s license, things humans say about us (and getting revenge), fitness, arts and books, and everything else you humans think we never think about. 

Just in case it hadn’t occurred to you yet, that should make you very nervous!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Here are some examples of quotes from my ancestors –


My Grandpaw- his words go through my mind about 50 times a day.

My great Grandpaw’s brother in law – 

My Great great, great Grandma’s art Purrfessor and Philosopher- she ready made everyone think.

My father in law’s great great uncle. 

Great Aunt Martha. Too bad that straight jacket was so tight….

My fitness trainer, Bubba. All us kats looked up to him (and around him).

Great, great Aunt Bertha – she was great at hypnosis. (I learned from the best)!

Great, Great Aunt Bertha’s top student, Jabba. We all respected him and stepped out of the way when we saw him coming -(or he’d flatten us).

Sylvia, my 14th Uncle’s wife- she was a great huntress. Birds and hot dogs didn’t have a chance.

My activist  GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMA. 

To bad those humans are still multiplying. 



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