Shrimp’s Monday Musings (quotes from my ancestors)….

Published June 13, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Most people think we kats just sit around sleeping or thinking of bugs all day. Nothing could be further from the truth.

We also think of……coffee, nip, birds, fish, cookies, pizza, plotting against the dog, playing tricks on humans, defending our territory against purredators, the meaning of life, getting our driver’s license, things humans say about us (and getting revenge), fitness, arts and books, and everything else you humans think we never think about. 

Just in case it hadn’t occurred to you yet, that should make you very nervous!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Here are some examples of quotes from my ancestors –

My Grandpaw- his words go through my mind about 50 times a day.

My great Grandpaw’s brother in law – 

My Great great, great Grandma’s art Purrfessor and Philosopher- she ready made everyone think.

My father in law’s great great uncle. 

Great Aunt Martha. Too bad that straight jacket was so tight….

My fitness trainer, Bubba. All us kats looked up to him (and around him).

Great, great Aunt Bertha – she was great at hypnosis. (I learned from the best)!

Great, Great Aunt Bertha’s top student, Jabba. We all respected him and stepped out of the way when we saw him coming -(or he’d flatten us).

Sylvia, my 14th Uncle’s wife- she was a great huntress. Birds and hot dogs didn’t have a chance.


To bad those humans are still multiplying. 

🐥 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐥

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