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Caturday Crazies 

Published May 28, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

I’m so excited it’s Caturday! 

I’ve made the couch, loveseat, desk and everything in between my runway as I’ve rocketed back and forth after “the bug” all morning – (that is until I heard the can opener)!

My pals are all spending their day taking care of special plans they’ve made fur the day too –  some of them have some purrty fun ideas – I think I’ll offer my help! Mol!😹 











Happy Caturday dudes!
     🐳 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐳

Caturday Crazies 

Published March 12, 2016 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans!😺 ☕️  

I’ve got a busy day planned – the human bought a purrty new shower curtain and rug set that is just begging to be shredded- and well, you know, it’s my duty as a kat to test it out – you know- fur quality assurance!😹 

Speaking of quality, some of my pals have some complaints….

 
  
  
  
 
At least it’s good to know that I’m not the only Kat concerned with the quality of her life!😹 

      🐹Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Caturday Crazies 

Published March 5, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️  

  
Well it’s my favorite day of the week, and I’ve already got the whole day planned fur the human.

While human #2 goes out fur his morning walk, human #1 is going to play with me nonstop fur an hour (or until I dismiss her), then she’s going to make me a buffet of bacon, tuna, and a dish of cream (with a katnip garnish), after that, she’s going to brush me, then let me sleep on her book while she’s “reading!” 😹 MWAHAHAHA!

But, since she is only human (poor thing)- I may be generous and let her have a few sips of coffee first…that is, if I’m satisfied with the breakfast menu! 😹 

   
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
How are you spending your Caturday?

     💟 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 💟

Caturday Crazies 

Published February 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! It’s finally Caturday!! I don’t know about you, but I plan to rearrange the house today! 😺☕️

Now, if I can just get rid of those pesky humans fur awhile… 

 
 
 
 
      

🌺 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🌺

Caturday Crazies 

Published February 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! Happy Caturday! 😺

I was thinking about all those poor unFURtunate Katless people out there, who have never had a lovely Kat like me -(poor things – no wonder they’re all on antidepressants)!

How do they ever survive without a Kat like me to wake them up at 4 am on the weekends, or cover their clean laundry with clumps of beautiful fur, or to put holes in their screens to let more bugs in?*shakes head*

 
Why, I’ll bet most of them have no idea how helpful we kats are…fur example…  

We do sweet things to cheer up our humans.  

 We help with the decorating – 

And the cleaning – 

And the baking –  

We give great legal advice –  

We help direct traffic –  

We help you get toned up – (You’re welcome) –  

We catch mice…  

And we even answer questions!😹 

Now aren’t you glad you have a Kat?

MWAHAHAHA!😹 
    



     🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭