Caturday Crazies

Published August 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️

I know that most of you humans have no clue what we kats do in our spare time whenever we’re not sleeping, eating, or training Creatures in the finer points of Kat authority – so today my relatives and I want to enlighten you a little…

Some of us train our humans to give us a nice, soothing massage before dinner.

Some of us do our undercover detective work …

And others have their day jobs in between naps….

And of course, there are always thosr idiot humans who have a way of spoiling even the best of plans fur us kats!

Lots of us use our free time to help out around the house and purractice our hunting skills -(You’re welcome)!

And of course, some of us just flippin wanna be left alone- (Take the hint, moron)!

And, just like you humans, some of us have to work on settling disputes.

And lots of us do budgeting…

And, let’s don’t furget we kats also have to get rid of those creepy “mates” from Craigslist and Facebook…

….And set the ground rules fur the “acceptable” mates who come around.

So what are you doing today?
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Caturday Crazies

Published July 9, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️

It’s Caturday! Everywhere kats are excited to have their humans home from work fur the day.

In fact, most of us kats love to plan Caturday surprises fur you to make the day more memorable…but then, nobody said you’d actually like the surprises!!!!! 😹

MWAHAHAHA!! Just kidding – have a Pawsome day, dudes!