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Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published August 3, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate. Hang it on your wall.



1.) Humans who don’t appureciate our redecorating efforts.


2.) Humans who aren’t human until they’ve had sixty cups of coffee.

3.) Idiots putting clothes on us.


4.) Dogs eating all the good stuff before we get the chance too.


5.) Bold birds.


6.) Elmo hogging all our hiding spots.


7.) Uncooperative hamsters.

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐭

Wednesday’s List 

Published July 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 


Shrimp here with another important list of Things Kats Hate. Take notes!


1.) Barbie getting a better house than we get.


2.) The hamster getting a faster wheel than we get.


3.) The humans getting better food than we get.


4.) The Creatures getting a better bed than we get.


5.) The humans getting better (indoor) plumbing than we get – (who wants to flippin potty in the YARD)?


6.) The humans getting better mugs to drink from than we get.


7.) The humans getting better toys than we get -(try putting those mice on wheels)!


8.) The dog getting more goodies than we get.


9.) The humans getting a better tan than we get.


10.) Humans with attitude.



    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published April 13, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with (yet another) very important list of Things Kats Hate. Take notes.

 

1.) Smart aleck humans who criticize our hunting skills.

  

2.) Idiots and their new toys.

  

3.) Photobombers.

  

4.) Lousy service.

  

5.) Uncooperative mice in our cheese.

 

6.) Not being served our requested meal at dinnertime.

  

7.) Disturbing our slumber because of the flippin laundry.

  

8.) Depriving us of our well-deserved belly rubs (on demand).😾

  

9.) Despurrate humans dangling those irritating feather dusters in our face.

  

10.) Making us go to the gym with you- (idiots)!



    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published February 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️ 

 

Shrimp here with another (very important) episode of Things kats hate.

Memorize it!   

1.) Being expected to ignore curtains that BEG fur shredding.  

 

2.) Tutoring wanna be kats. 

 

3.) Testing the limits of our tolerance.

  

4.) Headaches.

  

5.) Getting our claws trimmed.

  

6.) Moving ladders.

  

7.) Changing our channel.

  

8.) Interfering with our redecorating efforts.

  

9.) Politics.

  

10.) Uncooperative mice.


    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹



Wednesday’s List: MORE things kats hate 

Published February 17, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with yet another (important) list of things that irritate the whiskers off us kats.  

In case you don’t know it, that’s NOT a good idea. 😾

  

1.)  Mocking us. (Notice you can’t see the live kats’ whiskers).

 

2.) Putting bows on our heads.

 

3.) “Furgetting” our Valentine’s gift. 

 4.) Asking us dumb questions.

 

5.) Knats.

 

6.) Giving us cheap food. *tail FLAP!*😾

  

7.) Having to wait fur FURiday.

  

8.) Expecting us to work overtime- (or work at all).

  

9.) Idiots running fur office.  

 
10.) Being misunderstood. 

💠 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger & Pinterest 💠

  

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