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Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published November 4, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 

I’m back with another (important) list of things kats hate. Memorize it!  

 

1.) Not letting us sleep in “your” bed.

 

2.) Humidity making our fur all funky.

  

3.) Funny tail grooming jobs.

 

4.) Meals planned without the Kat in mind. How rude! 

5.) Giant squirrels in our yard. 
 

6.) “Getting a dog.” 

 

7.) Not sharing your meat with us.

 

8.) Kim Kardashian wannabes- (even the feline varieties). 

 

9.) Dogs stealing the treats we were going to steal.

 

10.) Lousy lawyers.

    🐹  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  🐹

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things kats hate 

Published October 21, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans. We kats know you want to keep your kats happy (if you’re smart, that is)- so here’s a list of things kats hate so you can make sure you DON’T do them! 

You’re welcome. People (or kats) who answer their own questions.  Telling us to brush our teeth, then not letting us do it our way. Ordering pizza without our favorite toppings. Empty food bags.Telling us we have bad breath.Humans that drive us crazy with worrying about every little thing.Not giving us time to hide the damage we did, uh, – I mean, tidy up – before you walk into the house.   Having to get creative fur entertainment. Bossy brothers. 

🌷Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger🌷

Wednesday’s List: Ways we kats are just like humans

Published October 7, 2015 by hairballexpress

 Good morning furiends! 

At least it’s a good morning as long as the coffee holds out…😹 ☕️

You know, we kats are more like you humans than most of you think we are. 

We have emotions and moods just like you, and in case you’re interested in finding out more about just how flippin pawsome we are, check this link!  1.) We like new toys as much as you. 😼 2.) We like our lazy days too.  3.) We watch Claw and Order too- so don’t even try getting out of our contract!  4.) We believe in “saying grace” too!😸 5.) We also believe very strongly in purrayer!😹  6.) We need stress relief just like you!  7.) We love gifts also – (especially when  they come with feathers installed). 8.) We like your food too – especially when you say “NO!”😹   9.) We don’t like to be kept waiting either! 10.) We don’t like “peeping Toms” either – (unless they’re handsome)!

MWAHAHAHA!😹 

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things kats hate 

Published August 26, 2015 by hairballexpress

 Greetings Furiends! 

I’m back – with one more of my famous lists of things kats hate. Take notes and spread the word!

Here we go!

  

1.) Only being allowed one dog a week 

 

2.) Slow humans

3.) Hot weather   

 

4.) Fruit 

 

5.) Gifts wrapped without a box -(That’s the most important part, dummy)! 

  

6.) Slippers that are too big 

 

7.) Turning off the tv

  

8.) No birds in our water bowl 

 

9.) Empty bottles 

 

10.) Ping Pong 


🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐭

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