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Published August 3, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs.

Today I have an urgent weather forecast fur you all – 

KAT 9 NEWS radar has located both a hurricaine and a tornado headed this way – there’s a 70 purrcent chance of the hurricaine hitting over the next few hours while at the same time, hot on the heels of Hurricane Kade,” a pink tornado has also been spotted wreaking wherever havoc it goes.

So get ready to lock up the windows and doors and refrigerator, because there’s a 99% chance of chaos, breakage, and irritation headed your way (sorry dudes)!

Here’s how the hurricaine looks on the radar….

It looks like it’s just getting started here…


I’m gonna be busy boarding up my windows, packing my nip, hiding my litterbox, and buying tickets to Japan – but while I do that, check out the pink tornado hot the heels of “Hurricane Kade!”🙀


Oh my FLEAS! It’s worse than I thought! SEE YA!

…(This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS!)! 

        *ZOOMS UNDER the bed *

The creature, the bunny and the “Tormado”

Published October 4, 2014 by hairballexpress

Right when I thought it was safe, the Creature came back today!


It flew through the house at the speed of light scattering toys, debris and “fairy dust” everywhere it went. And then, it decided it was a Pegasus, and it “HAD” to “fly through a TORMADO to strengthen (its) wings!”

So it grabbed onto the clothesline pole and around and around it went as fast as it could, “flying through the tormado….”


UnFURtunately fur her poor bunny, she decided she wanted company in that tornado…*(shakes head)*


Well, I warned him…


But right after poor little bunny went sailing through the air and getting himself a hefty concussion…


The Bunny’s PURRayers were answered when the Creature’s dad showed up to take her home!

I could have SWORN I heard the bunny singing the hallelujah chorus as the Creature’s dad scooped her up to take her home…or, was that the human?

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