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Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published August 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate.


1.) Touchy humans.

2.) KATurpults.


3.) Fish funerals.

4.) Family businesses.

6.) Snarky humans.


7.) Ugly dogs named Fifi.

8.) Any dog named Fifi.

9.) Anybody named Fifi – dog or otherwise.

10.) Any dog.


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Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published August 3, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate. Hang it on your wall.



1.) Humans who don’t appureciate our redecorating efforts.


2.) Humans who aren’t human until they’ve had sixty cups of coffee.

3.) Idiots putting clothes on us.


4.) Dogs eating all the good stuff before we get the chance too.


5.) Bold birds.


6.) Elmo hogging all our hiding spots.


7.) Uncooperative hamsters.

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Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published July 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with (yet another) very important list of Things Kats Hate.

Memorize it.


1.) Slow servants.


2.) Humans that fail obedience training.


3.) Vets that secretly work as dog double agents.


4.) Slow – poke humans that like to test our bladder capacity before letting us outside.

5.) Cheating humans. 


6.) Chameleons who secretly work fur the dog. *dang double agents*


7.) Humans who buy cheap Kat litter to “save money.”


8.) Lazy smurfs. *delicious!*


9.) Humans who don’t appureciate our gift selections. 


10.) Having to face the humans first thing in the morning – without coffee.



    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published June 22, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️  

Shrimp here with another (very important) list of Things Kats Hate. 

Write them down. 

On the wall.


1.) Blow dryers.


2.) Tiny food dishes.


3.) Alarm clocks.


4.) Sock Theives.


5.) Hairless dogs with bad perms. 

Or any dog. 

With any perm. 

Our any dog  without a perm.

Or any dog without hair.

Or any dog with hair. 

6.) Humans who resist hypnosis.


7.) Humans who don’t give back rubs on demand.


8.) Dogs with an inferiority complex. 


9.) Dogs without an inferiority complex.


10.) Bad haircuts.


11.) Bad dogs.


12.) Dumb dogs.


13.) Any dog.



    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published June 15, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate. Take notes.


1.) Hiding hamsters.



2.) Bossy sisters.



3.) Mean hedgehogs.



4.) Touchy beef.



5.) Nosy ferrets.



6.) Stubborn fish.



7.) Nip stealing bunnies.



8.) Tattling talking birds.



9.) Smart parakeets.



10.) Dogs.



    🐰 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐰

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published April 13, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with (yet another) very important list of Things Kats Hate. Take notes.

 

1.) Smart aleck humans who criticize our hunting skills.

  

2.) Idiots and their new toys.

  

3.) Photobombers.

  

4.) Lousy service.

  

5.) Uncooperative mice in our cheese.

 

6.) Not being served our requested meal at dinnertime.

  

7.) Disturbing our slumber because of the flippin laundry.

  

8.) Depriving us of our well-deserved belly rubs (on demand).😾

  

9.) Despurrate humans dangling those irritating feather dusters in our face.

  

10.) Making us go to the gym with you- (idiots)!



    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published February 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️ 

 

Shrimp here with another (very important) episode of Things kats hate.

Memorize it!   

1.) Being expected to ignore curtains that BEG fur shredding.  

 

2.) Tutoring wanna be kats. 

 

3.) Testing the limits of our tolerance.

  

4.) Headaches.

  

5.) Getting our claws trimmed.

  

6.) Moving ladders.

  

7.) Changing our channel.

  

8.) Interfering with our redecorating efforts.

  

9.) Politics.

  

10.) Uncooperative mice.


    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹



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