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Shrimp’s Kat diary 

Published July 15, 2016 by hairballexpress

8:00 pm  Purrs day, July – something. 


Well once again, that flippin human is next door with the neighbor’s Kat.

I stole her iPhone today while she was distracted with the Creature, so I could text my 525th boyfriend, “Crusher”- and I saw all these pictures of Tori on “her” phone! 😾 

*Why that dirty, rotten scoundrel!

I knew she was going in and out of the house several times a day, but I didn’t really believe her when she said she was “checking the mail” fur the 15th time today –

And just LOOK at all these flippin pictures!!!


But then, right when I was starting to get upset at the human, I saw this text she sent one of her grown creatures this morning –


Threatening MY HUMAN?? AWWWW HECK NO!! 


THAT’S MY JOB.

I’m going to go over and have a yowling session under the neighbor’s bedroom window and let her know exactly what I think of her threatening my human!
(Like, what time do we want to do this, your claws, or mine)? 

MWAHAHAHA!!!😹 

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Creature Feature: DOUBLE TROUBLE! 🙀

Published November 22, 2015 by hairballexpress

Well – my Caturday was spent in blissful peace and quiet because there were no creatures of any kind around most of the day! 

But it didn’t last…

It was the Creature’s seventh birthday and all the family got together fur pizza while the Creature unleashed her wild side on the playground at the pizza place.

 
Her daddy’s side of the family all came from out of town and my humans were there too- (my human was taking the pictures), and her Mom and Dad were there too – but her Mom wasn’t feeling well, and had to go home about halfway through the Creature’s scheduled destruction of the pizza playground.

Well, my serenity was shattered when they came home and I discovered that not only did they NOT bring home pizza fur cute little ME, but they also discovered why “Mommy” wasn’t feeling well….  

 

Great! Just when I got the first one trained!😾

*darts under bed to pout / sharpens claws *

KAT TRIBULATIONS

Published January 25, 2015 by hairballexpress

It’s the Flippin Pink Tornado!

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Right when I thought it was safe, the flippin PINK TORNADO came back!

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It’s a dangerous world out there- a world of flippin flying ponies, and giraffe “soup,” and ruffles that speed by on their own accord….

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Kat ears that aren’t kat ears on a Creature that shouldn’t have kat ears,
And Jenga towers waiting to collapse at a single breath (and fall on the kat, of course,)…and Creatures crawling out of the woodwork!

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And then there’s squeals of delight when the Creature puts a “real word” on the flippin Scrabble board, and the puzzle pieces flying by the KATS’ head!

Meanwhile the human gets a headache, (and a backache, and an “everything- else- ache),” and her energy’s zapped, so she can barely open a flippin can of Fancy Feast, and all her time is spent entertaining the Creature from “Ponyville,” and she falls asleep when I sit on her lap to snuggle!

And there’s Minnie Mouse waffles, and stickers and peanut butter and jelly fingers grabbing at my lovely fur!

And then…

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I’m flippin EXHAUSTED!

😾Flippin Creatures!😾

OH MY FLIPPIN KATS – HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Published April 29, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Just what every peace loving Kat needs in the middle of a nice long nap – a flippin HURRICANE!
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Oh FUR THE LOVE OF GOD –  MAKE IT GO AWAY!

The singing, the chattering, the running, the banging and climbing… The HUNTING… (hunting ME)!

Lucky fur me, the human SAVED MY LIFE by distracting the hurricane and taking it outside where it promptly began tormenting the neighbors’ kat!

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I watched from the safety of the bedroom window as she “played” – purraying the whole time that she wouldn’t come in to “play” with me!

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I was so relieved when it went back home and I could FINALLY relax and concentrate on making the human feel guilty fur making me a nervous wreck!

Obviously, it’s time to RETRAIN her,  since she’s apparently furgotten who’s boss around here!

*(plotting my revenge….)*

You know, the Creatures’  toys have some complaints of their own, so we met together this evening to come up with a diabolical plan…..

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They’ve agreed to be my special agents….
MWAHHHHAAHAHAHA!!!

(In need of) Therapy

Published April 24, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Smile…. The week’s almost over!  Take a deep breath and look at these stressed Kitties. They know just how you feel….

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               * Photos from Pinterest *

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