sleep

All posts tagged sleep

Kat Confessions

Published January 9, 2014 by hairballexpress

They say confession is good fur the soul…

image

                                
image

image

image

     Whew!

I feel better already! (purrs)………….

My New Year’s Resolutions

Published January 2, 2014 by hairballexpress

image

The humans have this habit of making New Year’s Resolutions.….

I’ve seen the same thing happening year after year fur the last 4 of my 9 lives.

Over and over all the humans get together and talk about their resolutions and vow to fulfill them (this time).

The problem with these resolutions is that people tend to “resolve” to change behaviors and habits that are so ingrained into them that they have a better chance of changing their species than they do of changing their habits.

We kats are smarter than humans, because we know that we are what we are. We cannot will ourselves to become a cougar when we are housecats just because it’s a new year.

But still, since it seems to be the expected thing, I made my own list of New Year’s Resolutions:

eat more

★ sleep more

★ shred the kat tree

★ shred the couch

★ dig a tunnel under the bed to Japan so I can escape from the Creature

★ delete the vets phone number from the humans smartphone

★ sell the vacuum on ebay

★ shed on more expensive clothes

★ leave more mice fur the human

*yawn / stretch / snore *

image

Goodnight!

Facts most humans don’t realize about us kats

Published September 27, 2013 by hairballexpress
image

Me showing the humans how its done

1.) We are excellent sleep therapists.

image

Hunter kitty from Pinterest

2.) We are skillful hunters and experts at pest control.

image

Artist kitty from Pinterest

3.) We are budding artists.

image

Dancing kitty from Pinterest

4.) We are accomplished dancers and acrobats.

image

Fashion consultant kitty from Pinterest

5.) We are fashion consultants and savvy shoppers.

image

Chef kitty from Pinterest

6.) We are chefs.

image

Yoga kitty from Pinterest

7.) We are yoga instructors.

image

Dental assistant kitty from Pinterest

8.) We are dental assistants.

image

Announcer kitty from Pinterest

9.) We are broadcast announcers.

image

Blogger kitty from Pinterest

10.) We are bloggers.

These are only a few of the things we kats can do… We just keep it a well gaurded secret. Have some respect fur your kats!

%d bloggers like this: