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Claw & Order: Snuggling and watching our favorite show

Published December 3, 2013 by hairballexpress

The human caught the cold that The Creature had a few weeks ago, and some psychopath unleashed the Arctic air over our yard…

… So instead of playing happily outside while the human watches Claw and Order, I’m forced to snuggle up in her lap with her blanket, trying desperately to get warm.

While she’s obsessing over “who done it,” I’m checking out Pinterest….(just keep your eyes on the TV, human)!

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Fixing the Christmas tree

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"The Creature did it...."

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No kidding, dude.

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Dude. Get a nose job!

Merry Flippin Christmas.

“(can I get my catnip now)?”

The mentally disturbed in Aunt Liu Liu ‘s family album

Published October 23, 2013 by hairballexpress
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Why do mornings have to be Good ?

This morning I found out about some other relatives of my Crazy Aunt Liu Liu.

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Second cousin Snuggles

I don’t know why they thought I needed a second cousin.  The first one was bad enough.

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Sister Buffy

Buffy had a violent streak which, oddly enough, only surfaced when it was time fur her monthly bath.

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Fluffy knew that collar wouldn’t fit. He wrestled with it fur hours,trying to get it  off. He finally decided to call it “ear muffs .”

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“Bossy Britches” didn’t like to be petted. The last time someone tried, they were hospitalized.

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Aunt Liu Liu 's younger sister, Sassy

Sassy had a habit of finding their humans’ Vicodin.

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Brother Denny

Brother Denny wore doll clothes and heard voices.

                     

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Aunt Daisy

Aunt Daisy made the doll clothes… And the mouse voices.

Photos from Pinterest.

A kat family Reunion (oh good GOD)!

Published October 22, 2013 by hairballexpress

I stumbled across some pictures of my crazy Aunt Liu Liu’s last family gathering.  All I can say is thank God I was adopted!

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Uncle Henry the cross dresser

No one ever knew what Uncle Henry Would look like next time they saw him.

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Crazy Aunt Liu Liu

Crazy Aunt Liu Liu laughed at dragonflies that “talked and sang”… And burst out laughing when no one was in the room. Too much human contact -poor thing.

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Uncle Frank. A Government employee

Uncle Frank worked fur the Government trying to balance the national budget. They say he chewed all his claws off.

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Aunt Buttons... The Kleptomaniac

Aunt Buttons would steal anything she could get her paws on.

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My cousin, Bitsy.

Bitsy always had Cattitude. He grew up and became a mob boss.

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Grandpa Tinkles

Grandpa Tinkles…. Just don’t even ask !

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Great Uncle Tubby....

The odd couple- Great Uncle Tubby had a “thing” fur birds.

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Teeny and Tiny

My sister’s twins had a Cinderella complex.

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Cousin Chester

Cousin Chester thought he was human. He got taken to the pound fur stealing a bike.

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Brother Tom...as in "Peeping Tom"

Brother Tom had…. “issues.”

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Kid brother Chewy

My kid brother, Chewy. He was  obsessed with stuffed animals. The humans found mounds of disembodied fur and stuffings next to his kat tree. He pleaded temporary insanity.

Pictures from Pinterest.

Facts most humans don’t realize about us kats

Published September 27, 2013 by hairballexpress
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Me showing the humans how its done

1.) We are excellent sleep therapists.

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Hunter kitty from Pinterest

2.) We are skillful hunters and experts at pest control.

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Artist kitty from Pinterest

3.) We are budding artists.

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Dancing kitty from Pinterest

4.) We are accomplished dancers and acrobats.

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Fashion consultant kitty from Pinterest

5.) We are fashion consultants and savvy shoppers.

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Chef kitty from Pinterest

6.) We are chefs.

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Yoga kitty from Pinterest

7.) We are yoga instructors.

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Dental assistant kitty from Pinterest

8.) We are dental assistants.

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Announcer kitty from Pinterest

9.) We are broadcast announcers.

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Blogger kitty from Pinterest

10.) We are bloggers.

These are only a few of the things we kats can do… We just keep it a well gaurded secret. Have some respect fur your kats!

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