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Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published August 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate.


1.) Touchy humans.

2.) KATurpults.


3.) Fish funerals.

4.) Family businesses.

6.) Snarky humans.


7.) Ugly dogs named Fifi.

8.) Any dog named Fifi.

9.) Anybody named Fifi – dog or otherwise.

10.) Any dog.


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Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published July 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with (yet another) very important list of Things Kats Hate.

Memorize it.


1.) Slow servants.


2.) Humans that fail obedience training.


3.) Vets that secretly work as dog double agents.


4.) Slow – poke humans that like to test our bladder capacity before letting us outside.

5.) Cheating humans. 


6.) Chameleons who secretly work fur the dog. *dang double agents*


7.) Humans who buy cheap Kat litter to “save money.”


8.) Lazy smurfs. *delicious!*


9.) Humans who don’t appureciate our gift selections. 


10.) Having to face the humans first thing in the morning – without coffee.



    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Monday’s List: (or)….

Published March 7, 2016 by hairballexpress

Why you DON’T need a dog.

Greetings humans.  ☕️ 😺 

I can’t believe it, but the humans tell me there’s still a bunch of you who THINK you need a dog. My question to you is, 

What the flea have you been SMOKING?

Here – since you’re obviously not thinking clearly, let’s see if I can help.

Reasons why you DON’T need a dog; 

 

1.)  Well, need I say more?

 
2.) Lawsuits from the mailman -(and the pizza guy, and the delivery guy, and,)…

  
3.) They’re jealous -(and they have “doggie breath”).

  
4.) They’re…well,…dumb as ROCK!😹

 

5.)  They ruin your shoes.

 
6.) They don’t like it when you like us kats.
 
7.) They’re messy…(And terrible at lying).

  
8.) They’re no match fur a Kat.😼

Wednesday’s List: (Even more) Things Kats Hate 

Published January 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

😺 Greetings humans! ☕️

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats hate.    

1.)Running out of coffee. 

 

2.) Missing (the wrong) vet appointment. 

3.) Sneezing.   
4.) Dumb party hats.

  
5.) BATHS! 😾

  
6.) Boxes that we have to remodel.

  

7.) When you get all in a tizzy because we “accidentally” break stuff.  

 

8.) Being late fur lunch.

  

9.) Dogs.

  

10.) Stinky shoes.


    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

 

Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published January 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

I’m back with yet another episode of Things kats hate. Memorize it!   

1.) Humans purrtending to be smart.

  

2.) When the human’s computer works right. 

  

3.)Humans limiting our drinking *HIC*

  

4.) Being on the wrong side of the door.

  

5.) Rug Wannabees.

  

6.) “Cute” newcomers competing fur our humans . 😾

  

7.) Nair (and dogs).  

 

7.) Cousins.
  

8.) Commercials.



   🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

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