Why you DON’T need a dog.
Greetings humans. ☕️ 😺
I can’t believe it, but the humans tell me there’s still a bunch of you who THINK you need a dog. My question to you is,
What the flea have you been SMOKING?
Here – since you’re obviously not thinking clearly, let’s see if I can help.
Reasons why you DON’T need a dog;
1.) Well, need I say more?
2.) Lawsuits from the mailman -(and the pizza guy, and the delivery guy, and,)…
3.) They’re jealous -(and they have “doggie breath”).
4.) They’re…well,…dumb as ROCK!😹
5.) They ruin your shoes.
6.) They don’t like it when you like us kats.
7.) They’re messy…(And terrible at lying).
8.) They’re no match fur a Kat.😼