All posts tagged hurricaine


Published August 3, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs.

Today I have an urgent weather forecast fur you all – 

KAT 9 NEWS radar has located both a hurricaine and a tornado headed this way – there’s a 70 purrcent chance of the hurricaine hitting over the next few hours while at the same time, hot on the heels of Hurricane Kade,” a pink tornado has also been spotted wreaking wherever havoc it goes.

So get ready to lock up the windows and doors and refrigerator, because there’s a 99% chance of chaos, breakage, and irritation headed your way (sorry dudes)!

Here’s how the hurricaine looks on the radar….

It looks like it’s just getting started here…


I’m gonna be busy boarding up my windows, packing my nip, hiding my litterbox, and buying tickets to Japan – but while I do that, check out the pink tornado hot the heels of “Hurricane Kade!”🙀


Oh my FLEAS! It’s worse than I thought! SEE YA!

…(This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS!)! 

        *ZOOMS UNDER the bed *

KAT 9 NEWS Weather Bulletin

Published June 19, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs. 

I have interrupted my extreme workout to bring you this special weather bulletin from KAT 9 NEWS!

After having sunshine and clear skies fur a few weeks, I hate to break it to ya, but there’s a hurricane on the radar fur the Plains (and anybody living there). 

Below is a picture of the area which seems calm fur the purresent, but trust me – that’s not gonna last.


Uh oh – it looks like it sprung up sooner than I expected…

Oh my %><*^£>£%^>€ !!!!!!!!!! 

Run fur your lives!


This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS – BYE!      

        *darts under bed trembling*

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