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Happy Halloween Indeed! *HUFF!*

Published October 31, 2015 by hairballexpress

I can’t believe I let that moron human do this to me….   I should’ve known something was up when she walked into the bedroom with a new bag of treats in one hand, and something hidden behind her back in the other hand…  …And she was talking about how “adorable” I was going to look… (What do you mean, “going”)?And then,….She decides to take PICTURES TOO?


Now, about that nip…


    🐹 Meme courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Happy Halloween

Published October 30, 2015 by hairballexpress

So…it’s Halloween -again. Oh joy.  The humans want to wish you all a safe, happy Halloween. But what do they know?

As fur Serafina and I, we have a different message – fur kats’ sake, keep those creatures in their scary costumes away from us kats! 🙀

Some of the costumes creatures wear are so scary and realistic it scares the fleas right off us poor, unsuspecting kats!

And all that loud noise when a bunch of ghosts, goblins, aliens and vampires knock on the doors looking fur candy –? 

Oh my fleas!!

And, if we’re left all alone (outside) while trick – or – treaters are roaming the streets (often without adult supervision)- who’s going to make sure they don’t hurt us kats?

We don’t worry too much about the little creatures, because their parents are usually with them. But what scares us kats is the older creatures that aren’t supervised. 

We kats don’t understand scary costumes and we hate loud noises – and we especially hate when big creatures do things just to scare us.

So we hope the little creatures have adults with them to keep them safe, and that they have fun. 

But please don’t leave your kats outside on Halloween – (fur their safety), and please don’t let your bigger creatures go out unattended- it’s not safe fur them, and may not be safe fur us kats, either.

Thanks, dudes! 


   🎃             Happy Halloween!                 🎃 

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Oh MY FLEAS! What a creepy night! 🙀

Published November 1, 2014 by hairballexpress

I sat in the bedroom window tonight, minding my own furry business, then I looked out and saw something so terrifying, I couldn’t hide fast enough!


It was the Creature flying up to me with an eerie green glow around her!

At first, I only saw the Creature- and that was scary enough! But then I looked again, and I couldn’t believe the weirdos that accompanied her-


Then I got a better view (unFURtunately), and I found out the creature had a sword thingie!

Lucky fur me, the guy with the weird hat tried his best to fight the creature and take her sword away before she could carry out her evil creature plans- she flippin came right at me! *(shudders)*


It was a fierce battle… The swashbuckling guy with the weird hat was really enjoying himself, so I was certain he would defeat the evil creature….(and hopefully capture her candy fur me)….


But the dang CREATURE was enjoying the fight too! Then, I guess the Creature must have called fur backup- because the next thing I knew, the not – so – “great pumpkin” arrived to help her destroy me!


Geez, they start so young these days…

BUT- lucky fur me, I believe in PURRayer- so right when I was beginning to give up, my guardian angel appeared from heaven!



So I guess when the Creature saw the angel, and the swashbuckling guy with the weird hat, and the pumpkin needed his diaper changed, I guess she decided she was outnumbered- because she suddenly turned and ran the other way!

Then again, it could be that the neighbor next door was bribing her with candy…

But either way, I BARELY ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE- and I’m exhausted!



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