All posts tagged dogs

Tuesday Tickles 

Published June 14, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

Sometimes I notice that you humans look at your pets as if you’re wondering what the heck they’re thinking about.

Well, maybe this will help you figure it out –

“Granny Olsen” isn’t one to be messed with!

Tuxie keeps breaking into random homes purrtending he lives there in hopes that sooner or later he’ll convince some rich katless lady that he belongs there and she just furgot.

Yeah, good luck with that, bubble – brain!

Mol! 😹 Something tells me he’s going to have to wait a long time fur his bowl to get filled!

Dinner and dessert in ONE!😺


There’s extra room in my basement -(just sayin’).

So that explains the yelp heard around the block! 😹 

Poor Henry’s just concerned fur the little appetizer – uh, I mean, helpless little hamster! The ketchup was just a side note – he’d noticed the bottle in the trash yesterday. *snickers*

Should’ve listened to the Kat. Now the dumb dog vibrates.

🐭  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest  🐭

(More) Reasons you don’t need a dog 

Published May 29, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

My furiend Rajah here tells me that there are still plenty of people out there who think they just HAVE to have a dog. 

I’ll never understand why anyone would want a dog when they could have a gorgeous, highly intelligent, well behaved and QUIET kat (like me).

Maybe I need to refresh their memories of WHY they don’t really need a dog – here we go;

I rest my case. 😹

         🐠 Photos courtesy of Pinterest 🐠

Just fur laughs 

Published May 20, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️  Meet some more pals of mine – further PURRoof that (some) other animals can be just as intelligent and cute as us kats- not  quite, of course – but close! 


Have a great FURIDAY!

     🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Monday’s List: (or)….

Published March 7, 2016 by hairballexpress

Why you DON’T need a dog.

Greetings humans.  ☕️ 😺 

I can’t believe it, but the humans tell me there’s still a bunch of you who THINK you need a dog. My question to you is, 

What the flea have you been SMOKING?

Here – since you’re obviously not thinking clearly, let’s see if I can help.

Reasons why you DON’T need a dog; 


1.)  Well, need I say more?

2.) Lawsuits from the mailman -(and the pizza guy, and the delivery guy, and,)…

3.) They’re jealous -(and they have “doggie breath”).

4.) They’re…well,…dumb as ROCK!😹


5.)  They ruin your shoes.

6.) They don’t like it when you like us kats.
7.) They’re messy…(And terrible at lying).

8.) They’re no match fur a Kat.😼

Wednesday’s List: MORE things kats hate 

Published January 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. ☕️   
 I’m not in a good mood. It’s raining – again – and as if that’s not bad enough, some dogs moved into the flippin neighborhood and that’s just what we flippin need. 

More morons added to the mix. Oh yay. 

And not just dogs rude dogs! 😾

  1. I flippin hate rude dogs – speaking of things (smart) kats hate, get your pens ready, because here’s a new list fur ya.  

 2.) Kats that can’t control their nip. 

3.) Kats that act like dogs.

4.) Bad dogs. 


5.) Dogs that try to steal our secrets. 


6.) Guard dogs.


7.) Dogs that get our ice cream cones. And dogs that don’t.

8.) Dumb dogs.


9.) Dogs that exist.


10.) Nosy humans.

     ☔️ Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger ☔️


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