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A Shrimp Public Announcement:

Published February 2, 2015 by hairballexpress

Nip addiction has reached KATastrophic PURRportions recently due to increased availabity and the conspiracy of #*^<£€¥ dogs to turn us KATS into blithering idiots…

We all know that this is a feeble attempt on the part of dogdom to make themselves look somehow smarter than we KATS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😸

Therefore, I issue this public announcement fur all KATS to pass on:

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Give it up dogs. You’ll never be a kat no matter how hard you try!

😸Photo courtesy of Pinterest.😸

Thursday Therapy

Published December 4, 2014 by hairballexpress

Guess What!? It’s THURSDAY! The day before FURiday!!

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That means it’s time fur all KATKIND to break out the boxes and nip because the weekend’s almost here and the party’s about to start! 😺

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😺. Have a PURRfect Thursday!! 😺

The kats of NA (Nip Anonymous)

Published July 1, 2014 by hairballexpress

I have no idea why everyone assumes we kats are addicted to Katnip….

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Of course, it could be that the confessions have something to do with it….

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*(I don’t do those things) *……      *(purrs)*

Meet my crazy Aunt Zelda- and the rest of the idiots

Published May 27, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Its been a while since I got out the family albums (there’s a reason fur that)…

The above picture is my crazy Aunt Zelda.

She thought she was human, right down to the diapers she wore when she got old. They knew something was wrong when they caught her trying to put her human’s false teeth in.

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Aunt Leona wasn’t all there either….. She fancied herself to be married to the Lion King. Pity his wife did’nt agree.

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Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Aunt Victoria lived in the1400’s in King HenryVIII’s Court. She loved all the hiding places at the palace. Too bad his wives couldn’t fit into them.

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Grandma Pinkie was a “business kat.”
The purroblem was that her “business” was growing nip. She got busted and sent to the pound because an “inFURmant” ratted her out. She later ate him.

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UncleTipsy fancied himself to be a rock star. He had quite a following.

Unfurtunately, they followed him to throw rocks at him.

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Howling Hannah made it as a singer….all the way to the White House lawn. Unfurtunately, the NSA heard she was planning to take over the White House kitchen, and she hasn’t been seen since.

        ✦ Photos from Pinterest ✦

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