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Shrimp’s Monday Musings (quotes from my ancestors)….

Published June 13, 2016 by hairballexpress



Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Most people think we kats just sit around sleeping or thinking of bugs all day. Nothing could be further from the truth.

We also think of……coffee, nip, birds, fish, cookies, pizza, plotting against the dog, playing tricks on humans, defending our territory against purredators, the meaning of life, getting our driver’s license, things humans say about us (and getting revenge), fitness, arts and books, and everything else you humans think we never think about. 

Just in case it hadn’t occurred to you yet, that should make you very nervous!😹 MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Here are some examples of quotes from my ancestors –


My Grandpaw- his words go through my mind about 50 times a day.

My great Grandpaw’s brother in law – 

My Great great, great Grandma’s art Purrfessor and Philosopher- she ready made everyone think.

My father in law’s great great uncle. 

Great Aunt Martha. Too bad that straight jacket was so tight….

My fitness trainer, Bubba. All us kats looked up to him (and around him).

Great, great Aunt Bertha – she was great at hypnosis. (I learned from the best)!

Great, Great Aunt Bertha’s top student, Jabba. We all respected him and stepped out of the way when we saw him coming -(or he’d flatten us).

Sylvia, my 14th Uncle’s wife- she was a great huntress. Birds and hot dogs didn’t have a chance.

My activist  GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMA. 

To bad those humans are still multiplying. 



🐥 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐥

Kat FURiday Funnies 

Published June 10, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs!😺 ☕️ 

It’s FINALLY FURiday!!!

Time to fluff up your fur, rocket through the house, (purreferably knocking down expensive goodies and spilling things on computers at the same time)- and pick on the dog!

Of course, if you don’t have a dog, then feel free to just bury the car keys-  (to keep the humans on their toes)! Mol!!😹 


Have fun!

🐭 Memes (except fur cute little me), courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Monday Madness 

Published May 30, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️ 

Well, sorry to tell ya, but it’s Monday Again! 

Here’s just a little reminder that you humans aren’t the only ones who have rotten Mondays. We kats do too- and even DOGS – (if we kats do our jobs right)!! 😹  












Don’t worry – you’ll get through it. It’s only 24 hours long. 
24 VERY LONG, TRYING, EXCRUCIATING HOURS. MWAHAHAHA!!!😹 

     🐠 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐠

(More) Reasons you don’t need a dog 

Published May 29, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

My furiend Rajah here tells me that there are still plenty of people out there who think they just HAVE to have a dog. 

I’ll never understand why anyone would want a dog when they could have a gorgeous, highly intelligent, well behaved and QUIET kat (like me).

Maybe I need to refresh their memories of WHY they don’t really need a dog – here we go;










I rest my case. 😹



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