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More from the Family Album (UnFURtunately)

Published March 31, 2016 by hairballexpress

  
Greetings furiends. 😺☕️

Shrimp here with more pictures from my family album. Before we get started, I just want you to know I have no idea where these morons came from. And I’m the cutest and smartest of the bunch.

 Fur example:

  

My great, great, great Aunt Clara tried to get rid of her wrinkles with a face-lift. The only thing that got lifted was her wrinkles – (and her nip stash).

Poor great, great Grandpaw Chubs had his tail bit off by the family idiot (Rover)…

  

Chubs  lived a long, happy life (tail-less) – Rover had an encounter with him in the backyard about a month later and he was never seen again. 

  

Grandma Snowball lost it toward the end – she pawed at bugs that weren’t there, had staring contests with her shadow, slept with the Creatures- and worst of all – MADE FURIENDS WITH THE DOG! 🙀

  

My third cousin, Bubs ran off every dog in the neighborhood. UnFURtunately, one of those dogs was a K-9 police OFFICER. He got arrested fur assault with a deadly claw.

  

My Great Uncle Vaugn (who came over on a ship from Germany where he was Chief Mouser), got tired of hunting mice, and decided to get something a little more interesting to catch. UnFURtunately, she only spoke dog.

  
And last, (But not least)- Uncle Tom sneaked out one day to go serenade his girlfriend, and came back (4 months later) with 16 kittens! 

Stay tuned for More from my Family Album!



  🐭  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

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More from my Family Album 

Published November 30, 2015 by hairballexpress

It’s been awhile since I shared pictures of my (highly distinguished) family members. 

Well, while I was snooping around – uh, I mean, catching a bug in the hall closet- I stumbled across more of my family photos and picked some of the best ones to share with you. 

You know, just so you know what a distinguished Kat I am. 

 

My uncle Purrsimmon – he was the first in our family to go to college -and drop out.  

Aunt Matilda. She was so special. She used to spend hours laying in front of the refrigerator with us kittens, licking us and telling us stories about the value of furiendships.

 

Brother #224… He always was a bit of a worry wart… 

Great, great, great, great grandma Whiskers. She was a little odd- she purrferred horses to kats – (let’s just don’t go there)…
 

Sister #300. She was extra smart – and was crowned queen of the neighborhood. 
 

Great, great, great, great grandpaw Pickles – he invented time travel – but unFURtunately, he wasn’t able to find his way back from the 1930’s!

  
Uncle Jackson believed very strongly in “customer service”- he opened a very nice Bird Inn fur all those poor, unsuspecting – I mean, unFURtunate stray birds.

  
Aunt Penny traveled around the world in 15 minutes! Now how many humans can accomplish THAT! MOL!😹 

      🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Meet my crazy Aunt Zelda- and the rest of the idiots

Published May 27, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Its been a while since I got out the family albums (there’s a reason fur that)…

The above picture is my crazy Aunt Zelda.

She thought she was human, right down to the diapers she wore when she got old. They knew something was wrong when they caught her trying to put her human’s false teeth in.

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Aunt Leona wasn’t all there either….. She fancied herself to be married to the Lion King. Pity his wife did’nt agree.

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Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Aunt Victoria lived in the1400’s in King HenryVIII’s Court. She loved all the hiding places at the palace. Too bad his wives couldn’t fit into them.

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Grandma Pinkie was a “business kat.”
The purroblem was that her “business” was growing nip. She got busted and sent to the pound because an “inFURmant” ratted her out. She later ate him.

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UncleTipsy fancied himself to be a rock star. He had quite a following.

Unfurtunately, they followed him to throw rocks at him.

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Howling Hannah made it as a singer….all the way to the White House lawn. Unfurtunately, the NSA heard she was planning to take over the White House kitchen, and she hasn’t been seen since.

        ✦ Photos from Pinterest ✦

Another Family Album…

Published December 9, 2013 by hairballexpress

I went on Pinterest while the human slept last night, and found more pictures of my family, so here they are!

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Great Uncle Bucky. He had a thing fur strange relationships…

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Twinkles & Tinkles… Third cousins.
Unfortunately, their human thought they were feather dusters.

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Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandma Fluffy. I wouldn’t be happy either in that get-up.

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Uncle Tom…. He had a record fur stealing. He was proud of it!

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Uncle Starbuck. He didn’t do mornings.

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“Grand daddy long – legs.”   He always wanted to be a tuna fisherman, but nobody took him seriously, so he settled fur the next best thing.

Hey- I HEARD A CAN OPENER!! SEE YA!

Photos from Pinterest

The mentally disturbed in Aunt Liu Liu ‘s family album

Published October 23, 2013 by hairballexpress
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Why do mornings have to be Good ?

This morning I found out about some other relatives of my Crazy Aunt Liu Liu.

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Second cousin Snuggles

I don’t know why they thought I needed a second cousin.  The first one was bad enough.

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Sister Buffy

Buffy had a violent streak which, oddly enough, only surfaced when it was time fur her monthly bath.

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Fluffy knew that collar wouldn’t fit. He wrestled with it fur hours,trying to get it  off. He finally decided to call it “ear muffs .”

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“Bossy Britches” didn’t like to be petted. The last time someone tried, they were hospitalized.

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Aunt Liu Liu 's younger sister, Sassy

Sassy had a habit of finding their humans’ Vicodin.

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Brother Denny

Brother Denny wore doll clothes and heard voices.

                     

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Aunt Daisy

Aunt Daisy made the doll clothes… And the mouse voices.

Photos from Pinterest.

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