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Sunday Kat Confessions 

Published April 3, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

My human’s still preaching at me about confession being “good fur the soul…”


Well, that depends on whether you’re the one confessing, or the one listening to the confession and gathering your “intelligence!” (I get more tuna feasts that way)! 😹

Here are some of my favorites! 


Say your confessions now- somebody may need a reason to smile! 😹 MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Shrimp’s Sunday Kat confessions 

Published January 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Well, here we go again. These moron humans insist that “confession is good fur the soul,…blah, blah, blah!”  

That depends on whether you’re doing the confessing or HEARING the confession. 

So now I have to decide what I can afford to confess! 😾 *tail FLAP!*

Well, let’s see…no – not confessing about the creepy neighbor next door…they really got upset the last time I did that! 

Let’s see….*thinking hard*….  

(And I’m NOT sorry)!😾 

Let’s see now,…. What else can I Safely confess? Hmmm….

Oh – I know –  

There. Now I can say I was a “good little kitty and confessed!” 😹 MWAHAHAHA!!

 Sunday Kat confessions 

Published November 8, 2015 by hairballexpress

Well, it’s Sunday again. ☕️

Time to fess up to the bad things I’ve done all week- well, at least ONE thing – I’ll let my pals take over from there.


It wasn’t my fault – it was too shiny and sparkly – she should’ve known better than to take it off while she got her shower.


Tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. 


Well, how else would they get there?


Good kitty!


Just making sure it’s not poisoned. It’s a public service.


Just helping the humans recycle.


Just like the celebrities do.


They’re the best kind.


Another public service we kats offer. You’re welcome. 



 Photos courtesy of Cheezeburger & Pinterest

Sunday kat confessions 

Published September 6, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Furiends ☕️

Since it’s Sunday, it’s time once again fur Shrimp’s Sunday Kat Confessions.

Don’t get too excited –  I’m only making ONE confession – (I’m no dummy)! 

Okay, here we go –

*takes deep breath*….


*Exhales deeply* 

Whew! That feels better…. Now, let’s see what some of my pals have to confess!


Whoa – I wasn’t ready fur that one! 🙀

You know, I just knew he was the guilty one!

Hmmmmm….Nice trick!😼


 Dude- too much information! 😽


Before you ask, no, that’s not me – ( I’m WAY cuter)….😸


So do I – Uh, I mean, I can TOTALLY UNDERSTAND why a kat would lick the butter….(Not that I would ever do a thing like that)…


Well, that explains a lot… MOL!😹 

🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Sunday Kat Confessions

Published August 30, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans – 😺☕️

I was thinking this morning -(tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it)-

And the humans seem to think confession is good for the soul, so I decided it was time to confess- and then I’m gonna rat out my pals! 

(They’d do it to me)! 

First my confession…(Just one – I’m not crazy)!

   Whew! That feels better! Now to rat out my pals…  


Okay – your turn!!😺  SPILL IT!

🌸 Photos courtesy of Pinterest 🌸

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