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Kat Careers 

Published August 7, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

You know, there are still a ton of you humans of there who think we kats do nothing all day but eat and sleep.

Well, of course, since we are highly intelligent, we NEED to eat (just like you poor, brainless humans)- and of course, we also need our beauty sleep. Beauty like ours doesn’t come cheap, ya know.

But since some of you still just don’t see our great value, here are some very popular Kat Careers you may not be aware of;

1.) Purrsonal Trainer.

2.) Defense Attorney.

3.) Bird Fitness Instructor.

4.) Ex-Models (turned hit kats).

5.) Marriage  Counselor.

6.) Housekeeper.

7.) Wildlife Advisor.

8.) Customer Service Expurrt.

9.) Time Management Expurrt.

10.) Plumber.

See? Now aren’t you glad you stopped by today? 😸

    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Kat FURiday Funnies: Kat Careers 

Published May 13, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️  

So many of you humans still have the mistaken idea that we kats only lay around and sleep all day- of course, nothing could be further from the truth.

While you humans are snoozing and driving  each other nuts with your snoring all night long, we kats are hard at work with careers of our own (which is why we’re passed out from exhaustion during the day when you’re awake). 

Here are a few examples of our own illustrious careers;

1.) Kat Attorney 

2.) Kat Chef

3.) Kat Detective

4.) Kat Mad Scientist 

5.) Kat Cup Bearer 

6.) Kat Art Critic / Tester

7.) Kat Tree Surgeon 

8.) Kat Secretary / Answering Service 

9.) Kat Fashion Designers

10.) Kat Interior Designer

 See how smart we are? 😸

🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Kat careers 

Published November 12, 2015 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans!😺☕️

Some of you guys still think that we kats do absolutely nothing but eat and sleep.

Well of course, you’re wrong. 

We also nap- (completely different from sleeping)- and bathe, hunt, fish in aquariums and streams, un-decorate Christmas trees, attack the feather duster, kill bugs,… And on top of that, we have careers of our own! 

Here’s a few examples;

  1.) Sports announcer 2.) Scratch post tester 3.) Advertising executive    

4.) Paper shredder  5.) Assistant baker  6.) Newspaper editor   7.) Astronaut   8.) Accountant 9.) TV critic 10.) Mighty huntress.


Now you know why we need all that sleep!!😹

     🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

All in a day’s (KAT) Work

Published September 2, 2015 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! ☕️

I understand that there are still plenty of humans out there who think that all we kats do is lay around and sleep –

Nothing could be further from the truth! Take a look and see fur yourself that we kats are very active and purrductive!😺 

Here’s a few examples of how we spend our days….


Fish entertainer…



Emergency Alert Announcer…

Emergency Response…


Suicide PURRvention…


Dental Hygienist…


Alarm clock…




Dog Trainer 😹


Royal Cup Bearer.

See? Now, no more calling us lazy! 😹

🐾 Memes courtesy of Pinterest & Cheezeburger 🐾

More kat careers

Published July 28, 2014 by hairballexpress

You know, people underestimate the talents and intelligence of their local housekat.

Fur example, in the picture below it looks like I’m sleeping. But there’s much more happening there:


I’m reminding the humans that they need to take a break often throughout their busy day.

I’m showing them how to let it all go and just chill.

I’m also testing their bedding fur comfort – you know, making sure there’s no lumps under the blankets.

In other words, I’m a sleep therapist!

But I’m not the only talented housekat –

Look at the careers some of my furiends have:


• Sweater models (they get paid a boatload of tuna and treats to look that ridiculous)…


• Door Decoration –

It doesn’t pay much, but hey, at least he can’t get arrested fur bring a peeping tom!


• Sea Captain;

No pay, but the fringe benefits are PAWSOME!


• Bed Warmers:

Few people know this, but this is also another one of my many talents – one of the best fringe benefits of this career is the frequent spider snacks we get when they sneak out while humans are sleeping- (YUM)!


• Food taster –

Dude. Must’ve been the cheap stuff.


• Image consultant –

I hear it’s very rewarding to bolster another kats’ self esteem (never tried it purrsonally)!

Well, time fur me to log in fur bed warming duty – stay tuned fur more fascinating kat careers!

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