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More kat careers

Published July 28, 2014 by hairballexpress

You know, people underestimate the talents and intelligence of their local housekat.

Fur example, in the picture below it looks like I’m sleeping. But there’s much more happening there:

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I’m reminding the humans that they need to take a break often throughout their busy day.

I’m showing them how to let it all go and just chill.

I’m also testing their bedding fur comfort – you know, making sure there’s no lumps under the blankets.

In other words, I’m a sleep therapist!

But I’m not the only talented housekat –

Look at the careers some of my furiends have:

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• Sweater models (they get paid a boatload of tuna and treats to look that ridiculous)…

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• Door Decoration –

It doesn’t pay much, but hey, at least he can’t get arrested fur bring a peeping tom!

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• Sea Captain;

No pay, but the fringe benefits are PAWSOME!

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• Bed Warmers:

Few people know this, but this is also another one of my many talents – one of the best fringe benefits of this career is the frequent spider snacks we get when they sneak out while humans are sleeping- (YUM)!

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• Food taster –

Dude. Must’ve been the cheap stuff.

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• Image consultant –

I hear it’s very rewarding to bolster another kats’ self esteem (never tried it purrsonally)!

Well, time fur me to log in fur bed warming duty – stay tuned fur more fascinating kat careers!

More Kat Careers

Published April 22, 2014 by hairballexpress

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            Mail Carrier ↑

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  Private Detective ↑

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        Coffee Server ↑

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                  Musician  ↑

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          Cleptomaniac ↑

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          Art instructor ↑

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       Security Guard ↑

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       Jewelry Tester ↑

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              Airline Pilot ↑

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Waste Management Specialist ↑

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              Food Critic ↑

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               Hair Stylist ↑

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