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Kat 9 News Special Report 

Published May 7, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs. 

This is Shrimp coming to you today with an urgent Special Report fur all you kats and your pet humans.

🔺 Kats too late to start human TNR PURROGRAM

Well, I’m afraid a brilliant Kat plan (devised by myself, Serafina and the rest of the kats in our neighborhood)- has UnFURtunately been thwarted. 

Kats everywhere have been noticing with  increasing alarm, that creatures are popping up at alarming rates in every neighborhood, and it’s been suggested that purrhaps it was time to give the humans a taste of their own medicine.

That’s when Serafina and I spoke to all our furiends and decided to institute the Human TNR PURROGRAM, (trap / nueter / return). 

Although it is a purrfect solution, there are a few things to work out. Fur example, how the flea does a kat go about trapping their human and getting them to the vet?

This is what we and the other neighborhood kats were addressing when the unthinkable happened –

Yep. Serafina shared some selfies she took of the moment she found out –

*Sighs deeply* 

Poor Serafina! 🙀 And of course, the Creature and the whole bunch of humans are flippin thrilled.



This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good grief.

Thursday Therapy 

Published March 17, 2016 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! 😺 ☕️ 

Well, human #2 has been sick a fur almost two weeks and now he’s unable to go to work fur the next few days (Dr.’s orders). 

Great. Something to distract the human from spoiling ME! 😾 Time to go leave him a little “get well” purresent in his slipper! 

Meanwhile why don’t you let my pals help you out with some free therapy?

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling better already!! 😹 

    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Thursday Therapy 

Published February 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ It’s time fur some therapy! Here’s a few laughs to get you through the last few hours til FURiday!


Dogs have that effect on kats…. 

Mol! 😹 Too late!


That explains the mouthwash all over the bathroom…

And, THAT’S why you don’t need a dog. 


Put the clippers down, or the curtains get it. 




Trust me- we kats don’t lie..(Often)! 




Uh oh. Better hand it over!


Still waiting, moron. 😾

      🐭 Memes courtesy of Pinterest 🐭

Thursday Therapy 

Published February 4, 2016 by hairballexpress

Good morning!😺 ☕️ 

It’s finally almost FURIDAY! I’m already making plans fur the weekend  – (I may even notify the human this time)!😹

So let’s have a few laughs to get us through the last few hours til then!


Hey… I like this Kat! 


Haven’t seen him! 😹


And don’t furget the Sausages! 



Did I forget to mention that I happen to be a cheese inspector?😼


Have a great day, dudes!

   🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Thursday Therapy 

Published December 10, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. I want to thank all of you fur your purrayers and kind words fur my humans.  ☕️ 

They have been (and still are) under so much stress, I decided I’d better do something to help lighten things up a little (I hate all that crying nonsense – it interferes with my naps). 
The Creature’s Mom has a doctor’s appointment this morning and she is going to get her HCG levels tested again and is hoping fur some encouraging news- although they know it’s not very likely. 

But meanwhile, they are trying to stay positive and with that in mind, I’m offering free therapy today – I’ve gotta keep this bunch from losing it (so I’ll get fed). 


Hopefully I’ll have good news later.

      🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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