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Happy Halloween

Published October 30, 2015 by hairballexpress

So…it’s Halloween -again. Oh joy.  The humans want to wish you all a safe, happy Halloween. But what do they know?

As fur Serafina and I, we have a different message – fur kats’ sake, keep those creatures in their scary costumes away from us kats! 🙀

Some of the costumes creatures wear are so scary and realistic it scares the fleas right off us poor, unsuspecting kats!

And all that loud noise when a bunch of ghosts, goblins, aliens and vampires knock on the doors looking fur candy –? 

Oh my fleas!!

And, if we’re left all alone (outside) while trick – or – treaters are roaming the streets (often without adult supervision)- who’s going to make sure they don’t hurt us kats?

We don’t worry too much about the little creatures, because their parents are usually with them. But what scares us kats is the older creatures that aren’t supervised. 

We kats don’t understand scary costumes and we hate loud noises – and we especially hate when big creatures do things just to scare us.

So we hope the little creatures have adults with them to keep them safe, and that they have fun. 

But please don’t leave your kats outside on Halloween – (fur their safety), and please don’t let your bigger creatures go out unattended- it’s not safe fur them, and may not be safe fur us kats, either.

Thanks, dudes! 

         

   🎃             Happy Halloween!                 🎃 

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Oh, I JUST KNEW IT!

Published August 16, 2014 by hairballexpress

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YAY. The Creature is BACK!

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I was having a PURRfectly peaceful day, and then I heard the human say
that the Creature and its partner in crime were up in one of those weird bird things again on their way back from Oklahoma. I’m so excited. NOT!

Oh the humans were thrilled- they couldn’t wait to see them!
But I’ve been busy sharpening my claws, and I even ordered some vampire fangs to (hopefully) scare the Creature away.

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Here’s the Creature and it’s partner in crime this morning after leaving the airport. Plotting against me ALREADY!

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The Creature and some poor, unFURtunate horse she got hold of someplace in Oklahoma. I don’t know what she did to the poor thing, but I think it’s dead! He looks a little stiff, don’t ya think?

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OH MY KATS! Look what she did to that poor turtle!

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And LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO HER MOM’s HAIR!

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*buying a ticket of my own- to TAIWAN!*

Be considerate of your Pets & keep them safe this 4th of July!

Published July 4, 2014 by hairballexpress

           Happy 4TH OF JULY!!!!

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Happy fourth of July!

Just a reminder that while you’re enjoying the fireworks and activities this season, your pets (& Creatures) look to you to keep them SAFE AND PURRTECTED!

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I don't like the scary sounds!

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*(burrowing under the blankets trembling)!

…. A bucket of nip would be helpful…

Snoozing peacefully when suddenly…

Published July 2, 2014 by hairballexpress

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Today I was determined to catch up on my busy napping schedule, and was halfway through my 9th nap fur today (9 out of the usual 22)-

But suddenly something didn’t feel right so I opened my eyes….

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Oh my whiskers!!! The Creature was Right in front of me stalking me!!!

I ALMOST DIED!

I can’t believe the human would let it get so close to me!  What the flea was she THINKING?

And to make matters worse, there’s ANOTHER Creature that I’ll have to hide from soon….. It’s just a matter of time…. then someday I’ll look up and HE’LL BE STALKING ME TOO!  *(dives under the bed)*

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The NEWEST CREATURE!!

HELLLLLP!

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